Most Annoying Wattpad cliches

Cliche 18

THE MAIN CHARACTER DESCRIBING HERSELF BY LOOKING AT THE MIRROR...because normal people do that.

"I looked at myself in the mirror. My long blonde hair cascaded down my back, my blue eyes sparkled like stars. My lips are plump and pink. I am a D-cup, my waist was tiny and my hips were wide and I had a huge bubble butt. Why am I so ugly?!"

Who in their right frame of mind stands in front of a mirror to describe themselves?! Then, in an effort to sound humble and less of a vain bitch, they say "I am so ugly!"

SAYING YOU ARE UGLY DOESN'T MAKE US THINK YOU ARE HUMBLE!!!!

1. You obsess over appearances

2. You keep saying you are not average (more on that later)

3. You spend almost half of every chapter describing your outfit.

4.You are describing yourself in front of a MIRROR.

YOU ARE BASICALLY THE EVIL QUEEN FROM SNOW WHITE!