Danki

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You:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

somehoe:Hello to you too

You:Smh you REALLY want me to be cIvIlIzed while im still high dont ya

Somehoe:So the cinnamon rolls I sent you were still good??

You:Of courese you hoee

Somehoe:Glad you liked them BUTT why do you call people hoes smh

You:because EVERYBODY is either a HOE or a BITCH

Theres no inbetween :))))

Somehoe:Oh my GOOdNeSS you ReAlLy NeEd To GeT Ur PrIOrities straight

Like me ;)

You:WhAt ARE you TaLkiNG abOOT MOm Im nOt GaYYYYY

Somehoe:BULLSHIT

ALL THE SIGNS POINT TO YOU BEING GAYYYYYYYY

THE MEMES

THE VINES

You:HOE

ArE U AssUMiNG MY GEnDeR???

Somehoe:WHAT DO YOU MEAN

YOUR A GUY

JBBKBI RIGHT???

You:wEEze

   My EYeS ArE wAteRiNg

   I CANT BELIEVE YOU BELEIVED MY POOR EXCUSE OF A BIO HERHDEHERHER

Somehoe:I HAVE BEEN LIVONG A LIE

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

I COULD HAVE TAKEN YOU OUT ON A DATE

You:YEEEAAAAH no

    YoU SIR Don't EvEn KnOw My NaMe

Somehoe:And YOu Do??

You:YEs

    WaIt

    NO

    WHO KNOWS

Somehoe:TELL ME MY NAME

You:Dafuq

    DId YOu SuDDenLY GeT AmNesia

Desperado:PLEASEKFIEOKD

You:YOUR BRAIN CELLS WPULD DIE FROM THIS INFORMATION

    Desperado:AAAAAAAAAAH

PLEASE

You: No

Desperado:O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D

You:Thou sounds like a pRiEst

Desperado:jbiboj

I want a church girl

Who goes to church

And r e a d her bible

You:Smh is this your way of having a mental breakdown

Desperadodead:Skidaddle

Skidoodle

You:Lmao fine your physical state is pityful

Desperadodead:YES

LAY IT ON ME BABY

You:Your name is Kaminari Denki

    You go to U.A

    You become retarded if you overuse your quirk

     You have blond hair with a black lightning bolt

Hegonfreakout:Are you my stalker

Or the fbi???

Please tell me your not

You:If I was really the fbi I would be exposing your search history to the government

Called it:FU IF UTFIOU

YOU KNOW MY SEARCH HISTORY


  Danki has left the server

You:Kidding

    I never wanted to look through that shit in the first place



   

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