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Ill call you daddy 84

Love galore(SZA)- Clairo

Richie; Eds

Eddie; yes

Richie; can we have a three some

Eddie; what

Richie; can we have a three some

Eddie; why

Richie; idk

Eddie; you definitely know

Richie; fine

Eddie; tell me

Richie; just say yes or no

Eddie; no

Richie; why not?

Richie; I think Stan would be an excellent lover

Eddie; WGAT!?! WITH STAN!?!?

Richie; yeah, he's nice

Eddie; you aren't supposed to have a three some with someone you know

Richie; and where did you learn this?

Eddie; gossip girl

Richie; xoxo

Richie; gossip girl

Eddie; stop. I'm not having a three some with Stan

Richie; what about someone else

Eddie; why do you want to have a three some so badly

Richie; idk. It might be fun

Eddie; it definitely will not be fun

Richie; why not

Eddie; bc you'll fall in love with Stan even more than you already are

Eddie; and then I'll have no one

Richie; you know that's not true

Eddie; yes it is

Richie; no it's not! You're perfect

Eddie; I'm not enough for you tho

Richie; what the fuck are you talking about?

Eddie; that's why you want to do it with Stan

Richie; that's not true

Richie; I just thought it'd be funny

Richie; I didn't think it would turn into this

Eddie; you're lying

Richie; no I'm not

Eddie; yeah you are.

Richie; Eds I'm really not

Richie; if anyone in this relationship isn't enough for someone it's me

Eddie; wow

Richie; what

Eddie; you're just trying to make me feel better

Richie; ok, yes, but I also feel that way

Richie; I don't fucking deserve you

Eddie; yeah I know

Richie; hahah love you too

Eddie; (:

Richie; ok, I gotta go text Stan and tell him the whole thing is canceled

Eddie; I know you're joking but it's still not funny

Richie; no, I seriously I have to tell him we aren't doing it

Eddie; yeah lol

Richie; I'm serious

Eddie; wow ok, I guess it's a little funny

Richie; haha yeah ok gtg -3-

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Richie; Eddie said no

Stan; to what

Richie; the three some

Stan; good.

Stan; I told you I didn't want to do it either

Richie; aww why not bb

Stan; I wouldn't want Eddie a part of it

Richie; oh shoot

Richie; u were serious about just u and me

Stan; yeah. Next time don't tell Eddie

Richie; I can't tell if you're joking

Stan; JOKING I AM MOST DEFINITELY JOKING

Richie; ok, just making sure bb

Stan; don't call me bb, unless it's in bed

Richie; wow

Stan; I'll call you daddy

Richie; fuck

Stan; dude why are you always so into it

Richie; cause you're hot

Stan; I also have a boyfriend

Richie; then why do you do it

Stan; cause it's funny, daddy

Stan; no homo

Richie; you can't call me daddy and then say no homo that's not how it works

Stan; the only one saying daddy in my relationship is mike

Stan; lol jk

Richie; wow I was about to say

Richie; you got a kinky boy on your hands

Stan; he's on his own hands

Richie; nfkeo

Stan; and knees

Richie; hisowhdbdk

Stan; taking it like a fucking champ

Richie; laododkeke hahahahhahah

Stan; lollolol

Stan; igtg mike is here

Richie; fuck him nice and hard for me

Stan; I was planning on it

Richie; atta boy

Richie; I taught you well ;_;

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