Un-Fortunate Son, Aot x Male Reader

Saving Private Eren

You did your normal sunday routine,  walk to the market get groceries,  drop them off,  clean,  then relax.

You Heard a Girl Scream.
You ran twords it.
You came Across a Dude Being Bullied.
You: Leave Him Alone!
Bully: Or What!?
You: Ill Pop Each Of Your Toes Out Of Its Socket!
Bullies: ID Like To See You Try!
They charge.
You take one and slam him against the wall and knocking him out.
You take the 2nd one and beat his face in.
You take the cocky one and pop his toe out of his socket
You: Touch This Boy again At Itll be more than just your toes.
Guy: Eren!
Eren: Armin!!!!!!
Armin: H-
Eren: Armin!!!!!!!!
Armin: Mikasa Whats Up With Him?
Mikasa: We Dont talk about what goes on in the basement.
Armin: The Forbidden Dungeon!?
You roll your sleves up and walk away.
You felt a punch to the the back.
You pick the kid up.
You:Wanna Pick A Fight Ill Kick all Your Asses Like I Did Those Bullies Dickmoth!
Hes silent.
You set him down.
And continued to walk.
Armin: Whats Your Name?!
You: Y/n,  Y/n Dreager.
Armin: Will You hangout with us Y/n?
You: N-
Mikasa: Ok Great lets go!
She grabbed your hand and followed the guys.
Time Skip To the Medow.
You: Is It Meh- kasa or Mi Kasa with more enfasis on the kasa.
Mikasa: You Can All Me Either one....
She blushed.
Eren and armin gasped.
Mikasa: You Can Even Call me Baby.
You blush.
Eren and Armin gasp again.
Eren: Ive Never Seen this Side Of Her.
Armin: Thats Bizzare.
You: How Bout Mika?
Mikasa:Even Better
She fluttered her eye lashes.
You: What Happened?
Armin: They Beat Me Up and Took my book.
You: How Do you Cope?
Armin: I started off by writing dark poetry and then I work my way up to sowing perfect doll replacas of my  tormentors before stabbing their eyes out then placing their bodies in a panoramic circle before extinguishing their souls and originalised Fire Ceremony
You: Well Armin Thats Kinda Fucked up.
Armin: It Gets worse.

BOoOM
A collassal BITCH stuck its head above the wall, and kicked it.
Then rocks fly every where.
Eren: Those Rocks Landed Near Mom....
They run twords the house.
You saw armin shake.
Armin: Steady yourself armin you cant let them see you shake when you take your revenge.....
Mother: Eren Mikasa Run!
Eren: No!
Hannes picked THEM up not you.
You picked up the wooden beam and grabbed The Mother.
You see the Titan.
Hannes: Haha Eren I just Morphised Your ass!
Mikasa: Eren!
Eren: I think Im leaking spinal fluid,  I will never love again!
Mikasa: No,  its ok you just pissed yourself.
Eren: Oh, Good!
He gets up and throws one at Hannes.
Eren: Bastard!
Hannes: Well You may hate me but At least respect me because I may be your father!
Eren: What Are The Odds?!
Eren: I Am Not A Ginger I Do Not Have Ginger Blood!
You walk up to them
Mother: Eren your not a ginger.
Eren: MOM!!!
Mikasa: Y/n!!!!
She hugged you.
Mother: I Have Never Seen This Side Of Her Before.
Eren:I Think Shes On Something.
Hannes: Or It Could Be love....
Eren: What Are you talking about mikasa Has No feelings shes like a robot!
You: Eren,  Shut it,  She does have them everyone does,  You just dont take the time to think about her once and a while,  shes not invincible like you think she is!
Eren shuts up.
You pick Carla up and continue to walk to the escape boats.

To Be Continued.....