Un-Fortunate Son, Aot x Male Reader

Blood and Stuff

ODM Training-
You all lined up.
You drew your swords and charged blasting off.
You sliced all the napes in a mater of 1  minute,  shadis estamated you were going at least 400kph.
You land and have to take 2 steps to stop yourself.
Shadis: How Are you so good!?
You: It Comes Naturally.
Shadis: About the Staraps too!?
You: Ive Done it before.
He gasped.
Shadis: Have you killed a titan before!?
You nod.
Shadis: When?
You: When I saved Erens mother.
You walk away.
Shadis: If you want you can actually go to your slected regiment now if youd like.
You nod.
People gasp.
Shadis: Well Done,  You Will always be at the top of the class,  now where are you going?
You: Survey Core.
Eren: What I Thought We Agrred On the Garrison!?
You: Thats For Pussies.
You walk over to the horse.
You: Im Not Expecting you to follow me,  but if you do,  I made a promise to your mom.
You step on to the horse saddle.
You: Good Bye for 3 years.
You heard stomping.
You: Actualky make that 5 seconds.
You ran over to the titan and killed it.
You: FUCKING GREAT!
You see more titans.
Shadis strapped in.
You slide under the titan and and zip to its nape and send it flying you jump to the next titan and slay it.
You fall with the dead body of it,  covered in blood.
You smirk
They gasp.
You: War Never Changes.
Armin: Hes Right....
You wistle for your horse and you say farewell.
You: HEYAAH!
You Whip the reigns.
A tear comes to shadis eye.
Eren: Shadis are you crying?
Shadis turns around.
Shadis: TEN HUUT!
They stand at attention.
Shadis: Y/n May Have Been Your Friend,  Hr May Have Been Your Boyfriend,  BUT NONE OF YOU WILL EVER BE LIKE HIM!
IM GOING TO ASSIGN YOU NUMBERS AND YOU ARE GOING TO TURN YOUR HEADS AND SAY THEM!
TIMESKIP!!!!
Eren: 19!
Jean:20!
Connie: 21!
Sasha: 22!
SHADIS: TURN YOUR FRICKING HEAD BROUS!
Sasha: Yes Commandant!!!
SHADIS:Y/N WAS SELF DISIPLINED! HE DIDNT NEED ME TO BE HUMANITIYS STRONGEST,  HE ALREADY WAS!
Cadets:Yes Sir!
SHADIS: YOU WILL END UP LIKE HIM IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!
Cadets:Yes Sir!
SHADIS: IF YOU WANNA BE IN THE SURVEY CORE THE GARRISON KR THE PUSSY POLICE YOU WILL WORK FOR IT!!
Cadets: Yes Sir!!!
SHADIS: WHATEVER YOU WERE AT HOME IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE HERE,  YOU ARE TRANEE CORP SOLDIERS!
SHADIS: MIKASA TURN YOUR HEAD AND YELL YOUR NUMBER!
Mikasa: 23!!!!
Annie: 24!!!!
Krista:25!!!
Jean:26!!!!!
Time Skip.
You re arrive as acommandant of thr 104th until they graduate.
You:I WILL TURN YOU INTO BLOOD FIGHTING MACHINES EREN WHAT IS YOUR SAYING ON BLOOD!!!
Eren:Blood Is To Common To Be Scared Of Sir!!!!!
You:FINALLY ONE WITH COMMON FUCKING SENCE!
You look at Krista's boot not being tied.
You walk to Krista.
You: Tie your boot.
Krista ks tying it.
You: Hurry Up.
She stands back up
You:YOU ARE GOING TO WALK OUT OF THIS ROOM AND PIVIT WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT!
Them: Yes Sir!
You: LOUDER!
Them: YES SIR!!!!
You: DISSMISSED!
You walk out.
You sat at the table with jackets with their names on it.
You: GET IN HERE!
They jog in.
You call up their names.
You: SEE THAT NAME ON THE LEFT SIDE!?
Silence.
you:RESPOND!!
Them:Yes Sir!
You:SEE THAT TRANEE CORE BADGE ON YOYR SHOULDER!?
Them:YES sir!!!!
You:EREN Yeager Step Forward!
You grab a garrison badge.
You:Your still for this?
Eren: No Sir,  I Want a Survey Badge Like You.
They gasp.
You:WHAT THE HELL YOU GASPING ABOUT THE SURVEY CORE IS NOT FOR PUSSIES!IT IS THE BEST REGIMENT WITH BALLS!THEY HAVE THE COUAGE TO LEAVE THE WALLS!
Reiner:Pch,  Your inthe core so...
You:DUE TO PRIVATE REINERS ACTIONS AND HIS FUCKING MOUTH,  YOU WILL ALL BE DOING 40 PUSH UPS, THIS ARMY IS TEAMWORK, NOT SOLO!
Them:YES SIR!
They Do Their Push Ups.
You:NOW, WHERE WERE WE?!
Eren:Scouting Badge Sir!!!
You grab a scouting badge for him.
You put it on him.
You: Welcome Eren To the Survey core,  Stand Infront Of Corpral Levi.
You: What Regiment Connie?
Connie: Survey Core Sir!
You: Looks Like My Yelling Worked.
You patted his back.
You: Jean?
Jean: Survey Core Sir!!!
You put one on his shoulder.
You: Mikasa?
Mikasa: Survey Core,  Sir!!!
You: Line Up with Jean and Eren.
You: Annie
Annie: MPs Sir!
You: LOUDER ANNIE!
Annie: MILITARY POLICE SIR!!!!!
You: Alright the Pussy Police It Is.
You line up By Doc Niles
You: Krista?
Krista: Recon Core Sir!
You see reiner poking at bert.
You: DROP AND GIVE ME 20 BERT AND REINER NOW!
Them:Yes,  Sir!
You: Meet with levi.
Time Skip.
You: YOU ARE LUCKY SURVEY CADETS YOU HAVE ME ONCE AGAIN!
Them: YES, SIR!
You:WE ARE OUT FUCKING SIDE USE YOUR OUTDOOR VOICE!
Them:YES SIR!!!!!
You: THANK YOU!
You: REINER RUN!
Reiner: How MuCH SIR!
You: 1 Mile 10 Times Round This Fucking Castle!
Reiner: Yes Sir!
You: Know What All Of You Do It!
Them: YES SIR!
You ran with them.
You: QUIT YOUR PANTING YOULL BE RUNNING ALOT MORE THAN JUST THIS!