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[conspiracy squad]

Taetae:
u guys
I think

YourHobi:
tae is this another prank

Taetae:
no it's true I really do think

Handsome_face:
lmaooo

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
so what is it this time taetae?

Taetae:
I think
I found Yoongi's Instagram
ok well not 'I think'
it's his Instagram
unless someone got a hold of a bunch of his selcas and is pretending to be him

Chocochip_kookie:
maybe it's Namjoon lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf Tae r u joking rn

Taetae:
no i swear im not look
[image sent]

this was posted just yesterday

YourHobi:
u just for some reason already had that screenshotted

Taetae:
well I figured u guys would have ur doubts
but also yes

Handsome_face:
can't blame u honestly

YourHobi:
woah who r u and what hav u done with jin

Handsome_face:
oh hush u

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Kim. Tae. Hyung.

Taetae:
I wasn't snooping around Instagram looking for it if that's what ur about to ask
well actually I just randomly decided to see if I could hunt down everyone's whose in the group chat
and Yoongi's was the first
and I found it
honestly proud of myself
even tho it was surprisingly easy lol cuz as u can see from the screenshot i sent his username is his name
min_yoon.gi
quick go follow him b4 he finds out I've discovered him and changes his account to private !!

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
gOOD IDEA

Taetae:
just remember jiminie if u gonna scroll thru his pics make sure not to accidentally like one from twenty two weeks ago
I did that lmao
it was instinctive
he was wearing gucci slides and my thumb sLAMMED the heart button b4 I could stop it
also I kid u not jiminie
I think yoongi models in his time off or smth
like honestly
and I'm not just saying that cuz he's gorgeous
there's some pics of him wearing expensive looking clothing
like the gucci slides for example
and I mean Namjoon already told us yoongi doesn't keep most of the gifts his aunt gives him so it would make sense if he was just modeling them
and idk they give off the professional vibe???
well you'll know what I'm talking about when u see

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[conspiracy squad]

YourHobi:
so how did u find his instagram tae?
spill the tea won't u

Taetae:
can't spill the tea when I'm too busy sippin it
jk jk
i literally just plugged in his name to see if anything came up and boom
its his username

Handsome_face:
well that's boring I was hoping it'd be smth unexpected like newphonewhodis

YourHobi:
Jin that's your Instagram

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
shameless self promo

Handsome_face:
go follow me
I'll leave a link

YourHobi:
dont follow him guys

Handsome_face:
mean
i thought we were friends hobi
also wow he's got a lot of likes on that photo
unexpectedly popular on social media i see

Taetae:
yeah i never woulda guessed
he's got thousands of followers 2

Chocochip_kookie:
thousands of accounts all made by jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
haha very funny

Taetae:
no theyre real accounts i checked a bunch of them

Chocochip_kookie:
did u think they were jimin too

Taetae:
lmaoo no i just felt like checking

Chocochip_kookie:
cool
is his account private btw

Taetae:
nope its public
i was surprised

YourHobi:
ooh im gonna go follow him then

Chocochip_kookie:
same

Handsome_face:
same

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
joon
i didnt open the group chat but
did u freaking out my instagram or smth
all of a sudden im receiving notifications that theyre all following me now

NamJune:
first of all, no, i didnt lmao
second of all can u really be that surprised
u didnt make urself particularly difficult to find w/ the username u chose

Yoongi:
thats besides the point

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[conspiracy squad]

Yoongi:
which one of u did it

YourHobi:
it was tae

Taetae:
betrayal at its finest
but yes it was me
pls don't kill me yoongi

Yoongi:
what?
I'm not going to kill u
I was just wondering

Taetae:
oh
okay then cool :)
that's a relief

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi r u a model

Chocochip_kookie:
wow someone's being awfully straightforward today

Handsome_face:
u mean gayforward

YourHobi:
nice jinnie

Handsome_face:
thanks

Yoongi:
if ur referring to those photos of me from last summer/fall i can explain

Handsome_face:
wow jimin u scrolled all the way to his photos from a year ago?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not important shut up

YourHobi:
do they by any chance have anything to do w/ ur rich aunt

Yoongi:
yes actually
ok so the story is, I needed money for college, she was offering to just give it to me, but I didn't want that so I refused but then she insisted "well how about if u work for it, as in do a favor for me in return" and I agreed
she's in the clothes designing industry,
associated with high end brands so that's the reason for what u saw
I don't wear those kinds of things on a daily basis I swear

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u looked amazing
I mean not that u need expensive clothes to look good
I'm just
saying,,

Yoongi:
uh
thanks
that's rly nice of u jimin

Taetae:
+3 boldness

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao