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seventeen

[conspiracy squad]

NamJune:
u guys im at taco bell rn and the weirdest dude just walked in lmao
hes pretty short
don't know why he's at taco bell I'm pretty sure he doesn't even like tacos
I mean that's just the vibe I'm getting its not like I know him lmao

Yoongi:
u know very well it's me u turd

NamJune:
yeah I just felt like saying smth cuz it was such a weird coincidence

YourHobi:
u guys just happened to go into the same taco bell at the same time ?

Yoongi:
well actually I'm leaving now

NamJune:
lmao no ur not
omf u actually left
yoongs cmon

Yoongi:
I changed my mind I suddenly don't want tacos
I'm going for Panda Express instead

Taetae:
ooohhh I luv Panda Express :D

NamJune:
fine then I'm going to Panda Express 2
see u there yoongs :)

Yoongi:
stalker
don't bother I'm turning around

NamJune:
oh hey ur back
I knew you'd be
you'll always come back 4 me :))

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
awww
also I've never had taco bell b4 is it any good ?

Yoongi:
hav u ever had tacos

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i can't remember lol

Yoongi:
well then I guess you'll just hav to try for yourself
tbh they're ok but I'm too lazy to cook so it's convenient

NamJune:
same
well about the cooking thing
I actually do like tacos

Yoongi:
apparently a lot of other ppl do 2
the line is freaking long

Chocochip_kookie:
well it is tuesday

Yoongi:
what does that hav to do with anything

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
taco Tuesday!! :D

Yoongi:
I was unaware that was a thing
well thanks now I know never to go to taco bell on a tuesday

NamJune:
lazy bum
the line's not that long

Yoongi:
is 2

NamJune:
right
what r u getting btw yoongi

Chocochip_kookie:
can't believe u guys are having this conversation here lmao

NamJune:
we're like seven ppl apart

Blue_ribbon_mochi;
well that explains y Yoongi was saying the line was long

Yoongi:
exactly ty Jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
｡◕‿◕｡

NamJune:
seven ppl, three ppl, what's the difference amiright

Handsome_face:
four
the difference is four
oh right ur an English major not a math major my bad

YourHobi:
Jin jumping into the convo w/ buckets of savagery

NamJune:
i laughed out loud at that actually

Yoongi:
ffs
Joon

NamJune:
what

Yoongi:
I forgot my freaking wallet
I'm going back to my dorm

NamJune:
wait Yoongi no I'll just pay 4 ur food lol don't go

Yoongi:
it's fine dw

NamJune:
yoongs
ah ur already gone again
cmon man
tacos aren't expensive y don't u ever let me treat u to things
ladies and gentlemen my selfless friend min Yoongi

Chocochip_kookie:
again, just us guys here

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
so what will u eat then? :(

Yoongi:
food

NamJune:
probably ramen, he's no better than I am in that department
except in his case he can cook he just doesn't

Yoongi:
snitch

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi (・∩・)

Yoongi:
what

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u need to eat better than that
((*゜Д゜)ゞ"

Yoongi:
hey at least I don't skip meals

NamJune:
I don't do that

Yoongi:
I know I was just saying give me some credit

NamJune:
right
fine I'll give u some credit
if I found out u were skipping meals I'd kill u
ah I'm at the front of the line brb

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yooongiii :(((

Yoongi:
why r u frowning at me

Taetae:
he's frowning at ur actions not u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Taetae speaketh the truth

Yoongi:
look it's not like I have all the money in the world anyway
ramen is quick easy inexpensive and convenient so yeah
also occasionally microwaved meals if I'm feeling fancy

YourHobi:
I feel just a little bad for laughing at that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hobi stop
also Yoongi if that's the case then how bout I cook for u sometime

Yoongi:
what
no
no absolutely not

Taetae:
don't sound so frantic Yoongi lmao Jimin's a rly good cook

Yoongi:
I don't care if he's Gordon freaking Ramsey he's not cooking 4 me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(；へ：）y not ?? u rly don't want me too?

Yoongi:
Jimin it's rly kind of u but I don't want u to go to the trouble 4 me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
but it wouldn't be any trouble

Yoongi:
even if u say that I'd still feel bad
so pls don't
tho I appreciate the offer Jimin don't get me wrong
you're a sweetheart

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
sweetheart
he called u a sweetheart
that's so cute??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
is it bad I want to hug him

Taetae:
aww

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[conspiracy squad]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
namjoon was right u are a selfless guy

Yoongi:
I mean
if that's what u wanna call it
kind of a generous term if u ask me
I'm probably more stubborn than selfless

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(・∩・) u saying that just proves u r selfless

Yoongi:
?

NamJune:
ey I'm back and got my food
whaz goin on

Chocochip_kookie:
Yoongi and Jimin are having a lovers quarrel

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I'm unfriending u

Chocochip_kookie:
harsh