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thirty-eight

[mystery gang]

Taetae:
heyy tae n I are havin a Mario kart tournamebt u interested?¿

Taetae:
omf yas sounZ like a gr8 idea

Taetae:
shud we invite Tae too??

Taetae:
wun step ahead a yu, tae's comin an he's bringing nachos n extra wii remotes

Taetae:
sicc bro
so excite

YourHobi:
lmao Tae u do realize this is the group chat right

Taetae:
Wuh
grp chg
cHat

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae r u drunk????

Taetae:
wassat
jiminie
i dont drnk
cept wtr an sumtiemz appel juize
an cream sod
soada
wow iz rly hard 2 twxt unsober
Hu woulda thunk

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
U R DRUNK I KNEW IT
TAE WHY R U DRUNK

YourHobi:
yeah I'm curious too I didn't think u drank alcohol

Chocochip_kookie:
u ok man?

Taetae:
iz
gasps
kook
hiiii

Chocochip_kookie:
hi Tae
don't avoid the question tho why're u drunk ?

Taetae:
drnk in luv lmaooooooo

Handsome_face:
I sense spilt tea

Taetae:
tea?¿
I lyke t
esp chi
chaiu
chai

*a/n:
new readers pls don't go to the comments and tell me "chai" means tea. i know that

when i say "chai" i'm referring to "spiced chai" which is the label printed on a certain flavor of tea in america. i'm not indian so i don't call all tea "chai". i don't mean this in a rude way please don't take offense lol i'm just tired of explaining myself k bye sorry ❤️

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE ANSWR
Y RU DRUNK
AM I GONNA HAV TO GO ALL THE WAY OVR TO UR DORM
OR R U NOT THERE??
PLZ TELL ME UR AT LEAST AT THE DORMS
AND NOT AT SOME WEIRD CREEPY BAR
ARE THERE PPL W/ U
TAE UR MAKING ME WORRY

Taetae:
m at a drm
sumwuns
they wer havin a prty an
itz a frend btw not a stranger
an they wer lyke "taetae join" and I sed ok and next thing I kno I'm at thwir dorm an I c bottle
sware I thougt it was coke
wuznt coke
wuz alcohl
i feel sic

Chocochip_kookie:
what friend?

Taetae:
owch
I hav frends ya no

Chocochip_kookie:
not what I meant

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae just tell us, whose dorm is it? help us out here !!

Taetae:
uh hol on ill ask
ok
iz bimbam
Tie guy
thai
ppl call im bambi
no wait not bambi
he got long name
kumpilbook boobilkal or smth

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
who?????

Chocochip_kookie:
don't worry Jimin I know who he's talking about

YourHobi:
u do??

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah
and if I recall correctly the guy's dorm isn't too far from mine
I can go pick him up Jimin

Taetae:
yayy kook mi hero<3

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u sure jungkook??

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah it's no prob
tae do u know what ur dorm number is