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[mystery gang]

Yoongi:
I'm in such a good mood right now
possibly one of the best moods I've ever been in

Taetae:
is it a big mood

Yoongi:
the biggest

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf what happened yoongi??
what's got u in such a good mood

YourHobi:
I am curious as well,,

Yoongi:
I just watched my best friend punch a dude in the face
I'm happy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wAIT R U SRS
NAMJOON PUNCHED A GUY IN THE FACE????

Taetae:
wHO

Yoongi:
idfk and idfc
but it was gr8 and I wish I could have whipped out my phone in time to take a video
at least it'll be imprinted on my brain till I die
@Joonie
mad respect my friend
just this once
I'm admitting it

Joonie:
I can't believe u walked away after that...

Yoongi:
I didn't wanna get in the way of anything

Joonie:
well isn't that just the biggest lie u ever told

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NAMJOON WHO DID U PUNCH IN THE FACE

Joonie:
some douchebag who was apparently Jin's ex-bf

Yoongi:
ah ok that explains some things

Joonie:
he was pissing me off
and being a douche
and talking bad about Jin
while Jin was right there next to me
and I wasn't about to take that kind of crap from anyone, esp some dude who had hurt Jin's feelings
so yeah
I knocked him square in the jaw

Yoongi:
I could hug u rn Joon

Joonie:
thanks

Chocochip_kookie:
yo mad respect Namjoon
way to go
standing up for yo man

Taetae:
HARDCORE DUDE
GANGSTA JOON IN THE HOUSE

Yugibear:
UR SO COOL NAMJOON
I BET JIN FEELS LUCKY TO HAVE U

YourHobi:
Yoongi u said u didn't get it on video?

Yoongi:
unfortunately no

YourHobi:
yeah that is unfortunate...
I would have loved to see that guy get what he's always deserved
so where's Jin now Namjoon?

Joonie:
I walked him back to his dorm
he said he had some work and studying to catch up on
and I have class in about an hour

Handsome_face:
well then I'll put off my work till then

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
JIN

Taetae:
CAN WE HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH THE PRIME WITNESS

Yoongi:
yes pls

Handsome_face:
sure y not

Yoongi:
when was the exact moment when u realized Joon had snapped

Handsome_face:
when my ex said and I quote "leave it to u to find someone as plain and boring as your personality, Seokjin"

Yugibear:
THATS SO MEAN
WHAT A JERK

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not to mention totally untrue cuz Jin's got one of the most fun personalities of anyone I know
namjoon 2 like wow what a jerk for insulting u both at once like that,,

Taetae:
((╬◣﹏◢)) dang I might've wanted to throw some hands 2 if I had been there

YourHobi:
it's a good thing Namjoon was there and not me
cuz I woulda straight up killed the guy

Joonie:
oh I did in my mind tho

Yoongi:
I could see it in ur eyes joon

Joonie:
thanks
still can't believe u walked away

Yoongi:
okay next question was there blood

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf yoongi

Handsome_face:
I don't think so
but there will definitely be a bruise

Yoongi:
nice
now I left right after the punch so I'm just wondering did the guy run or put up a fight

Joonie:
ur the one who ran u walnut

Yoongi:
but did he

Joonie:
yeah he did

YourHobi:
smart man
ooh now I have a question
did Doucebag McGee pull some kinda empty threat to make u think he had pride left or did he say nth at all

Taetae:
DOUCHEBAG MCGEE

Handsome_face:
nah he didn't say anything
I think Namjoon might've scared him off for good

Chocochip_kookie:
dang
Namjoon y didn't u tell us u were secretly GI Joe

Taetae:
GI JOE

Joonie:
I'm not GI Joe lmao
I just have a low tolerance for those who pick on the ppl I care about
and sometimes I can be aggressive about it
but so can Yoongi
yoongs tell em about that one time in tenth grade u kicked that guy in the shins for making fun of my glasses

Yoongi:
but u just told the entire story in one sentence

Joonie:
yeah I guess I did

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[Namjoon and Seokjin private chat]

Joonie:
really tho jin
u don't believe that guy right
what he said about ur personality

Handsome_face:
I don't believe anything he says at this point

Joonie:
good
cuz I agree with jimin
you've got an incredible personality jin
I've always thought of u as this super fun, funny guy who just enjoys life and making himself laugh and who's sassy with his friends but knows when to be kind and gentle
and I love everything about u
so that guy made a huge mistake not cherishing u Jin

Handsome_face:
well now I have u so if u ask me I'm glad he made that mistake

Joonie:
yeah
me too

Handsome_face:
btw did yoongi rly kick a guy in the shins for u in tenth grade

Joonie:
yeah
ppl used to call him the mini gangster in high school
and by ppl i mean me
yoongs didn't like it

Handsome_face:
id imagine

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