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[mystery gang]

Handsome_face:
u guys I'm fkvkn roaring u wanna know what Namjoon just texted me

YourHobi:
lmao what

Handsome_face:
it was autocorrected obvs but I'm still crying
"I'm probably going to end up marinating u someday"
now either he was trying to say smth rly sweet but messed up or he's a cannibal and he waited till now to tell me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OMF I CANT BREATHEDASKF

Yoongi:
no I can confirm he is a cannibal

Handsome_face:
dang
can I at least choose what I'm marinated in

Joonie:
sure
steak and chop or Hawaiian

Handsome_face:
Hawaiian pls

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS CRYINF

Taetae:
I JUST TUNED IN BUT NOW SAME

Yugibear:
WHOS GETTING MARINATED

Taetae:
JIN

Yugibear:
CONGRATULATIONS?? I GUESS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHERES KOOK LMAO

Chocochip_kookie:
I'm at starbies what's up

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NAMJOONS GONNA MARINATE JIN

Chocochip_kookie:
ew gross
I'm tryna drink my frappe don't ruin my appetite

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LMAO

Taetae:
ur at starbies and u didn't invite me??

YourHobi:
shame on u kook u know how much u bf likes starbies

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae r u free

Taetae:
depends

Chocochip_kookie:
depends on what, Tae?

Taetae:
would I be interrupting anything by joining

Chocochip_kookie:
the only thing u would be interrupting is my boring morning and that's more than fine
so pls join me we can make out and gross out the grouchy Starbucks worker who sassed me

Taetae:
omf yes

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
couple goals

YourHobi:
r u implying u want to do that jimin
@Yoongi

Handsome_face:
lmao
@Yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
when will u ppl let me rest

Chocochip_kookie:
never
@Yoongi

Yugibear:
lmao I wanna join
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
u guys I'm literally right here u don't have to @ me

Handsome_face:
but it's fun
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
aren't u late for a marination
@Handsome_face

Joonie:
lmao
no we're gonna hold off the marinating at least for a little while

Handsome_face:
yes by then I will become the ultimate snacc
jk I'm already the ultimate snacc

YourHobi:
r u saying u want him to marinate u now

Handsome_face:
he can marinate me whenever he wants

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