[mystery gang]
Taetae:
u know how there r like a bunch of different things ppl say when someone walks into a room
like there's "well, well, well, if it isn't ---"
and "fancy meeting you here"
and "look what the cat dragged in"
and "look who finally decided to show up"
well if u mash them all together u get
"well, well, well, if it isn't fancy meeting what the cat finally decided to show up"
and that's how i'm going to greet ppl from now onChocochip_kookie:
tae i love u
but it's 3 am
go tf to bedTaetae:
comedy never sleepsYourHobi:
petition to make a separate group chat called "Tae's 3 am texts"Chocochip_kookie:
no the child needs to sleep*
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Taetae has created a group chat
Taetae has added Chocochip_kookie, Blue_ribbon_mochi, YourHobi, and 4 others to the chat
Taetae has renamed the chat 3 am texts with yo host dj gucci
Taetae:
cars are giant Lego sets change my mindChocochip_kookie:
Tae stop making me laugh and go to bed plsTaetae:
the government?
lizardsChocochip_kookie:
Tae pls
what can I do to get u to sleepTaetae:
get me NyQuilChocochip_kookie:
I'm not getting u NyQuil
smth else
wait
r u sick Tae??Taetae:
hm
mayyybeeeChocochip_kookie:
Tae why tf wouldn't u say smth soonerTaetae:
psshshtttt it's fine kookie
nth serious
anyway about that thing I saidYourHobi:
which one the government being lizards or cars being giant Lego setsChocochip_kookie:
Tae r u having trouble sleeping?Taetae:
yes
yes to bothChocochip_kookie:
ffs just come out and say these things directly then
would u like me to come over?
I can bring extra blankets and those powder packets u add milk to and heat in the microwave to make hot chocolate
if u still can't sleep I don't mind staying up with u, I don't have to get up early in the morningTaetae:
hm
lemme think about itYourHobi:
lmfao rly TaeBlue_ribbon_mochi:
what's going on w/ this new gc lmaoChocochip_kookie:
Tae's sickTaetae:
am notChocochip_kookie:
Tae u literally admitted itTaetae:
lies I merely suggested the thoughtBlue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae r u alright??
do u need blankets and hot chocolate??YourHobi:
dang y don't I just bring blankets and hot chocolate 2Chocochip_kookie:
no I want 2
leave it to me
Tae I'll be over soon ok
unlock the doorTaetae:
but the door's too far away
just lock pick itChocochip_kookie:
I'm not picking the lockTaetae:
boringChocochip_kookie:
just unlock it ok
then u can crawl right back into bed and I'll meet u thereYourHobi:
(・ω<)☆Chocochip_kookie:
TaeTaetae has removed YourHobi from 3 am texts with yo host dj gucci
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[mystery gang]
YourHobi:
wTf man,,,Taetae:
sry I just got the feeling it's what kookie wantedYourHobi:
mean...
u better add me back later I don't wanna miss out on ur 3 am textsTaetae:
yeetYourHobi:
also feel better soon TaeTaetae:
yeet
I mean what I'm not sickHandsome_face:
y is it that whenever I wake up in the middle of the night and look at my phone it's always TaeTaetae:
sry not sryHandsome_face:
wait why'd hobi say feel better soon r u sick Tae, ?Taetae:
noChocochip_kookie:
Tae I'm on my way to ur dorm nowTaetae:
no don't come near me I'm sick you'll dieChocochip_kookie:
oh I'm sorry I didn't know u had EbolaTaetae:
what's Ebola
.
.
.
ok I just looked up Ebola
first symptoms apparently include muscle pain, headache and sore throat
oh no
I think I have Ebola
kOOkiE dONt cOMe nEaR mE
itS RLY ConTAGIous YOUll CAtcH iT tOoChocochip_kookie:
ur ridiculousTaetae:
NO
NO NOT ONE STEP FURTHER
ILL BARRICADE THE DOOR I SWEAR I WILLChocochip_kookie:
what happened to the door being too far away for u to unlock itTaetae:
THAT WAS B4 iFOUND OUT I HAD EVOLADBBlue_ribbon_mochi:
OMF TAE U HAVE EBOLA???,Chocochip_kookie:
ffs Jimin could u shut up for five seconds pLsBlue_ribbon_mochi:
...I said one thingChocochip_kookie:
too many things
Tae u don't have Ebola relax and open the door for meTaetae:
I'm sorry kookie I think this is it for meChocochip_kookie:
if this is it for u open the door and let me catch Ebola 2 and we can die togetherYourHobi:
aw this is sweet u guysYoongi:
no it's fvkn stupidBlue_ribbon_mochi:
oh hi Yoongi :))
u
got woken up didn't uYoongi:
I'm going back to sleep
let me know in the morning if they both died of the virusBlue_ribbon_mochi:
will do
night nightTaetae:
ILL NEVER OPEN THE DOOR KOOKIEChocochip_kookie:
Kim Taehyung I swear I'll learn to lock pick just for thisTaetae:
nO DONTChocochip_kookie:
Tae
I'm not kidding if u don't open this door right tf now I'm breaking up with uTaetae:
TF NO
OK IM GETTING OUT OF BED JEEZChocochip_kookie:
thank u*
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[3 am texts with yo host dj gucci]
Yugibear:
I knew it
I knew the government was lizards
they thought they were fooling me
nice try government
Kim Yugyeom's as sharp as a tack
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