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~Valentina / Hunter ~
"It's July 4th!"
"Someone's happy."
"Of course! Who doesn't like fireworks?"
"Uh.. my cat?"
"WAIT! YOU HAVE A CAT?!"
"Yep!"
"Tell me, Dumbo. Is she cute?! Is she fluffy?! What color are her eyes?! What breed is she?! Tell meeee! Tell meeeeeeeee!"
"Wow, my cat is getting more attention than me. I regret telling you about her."
"YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS, DUMBO!"
"ALRIGHT JESUS! STOP YELLING!"
"SAYS THE ONE WHO'S YELLING!"
"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT FIRST. NOW STOP!"
"DON'T BLAME IT ON ME. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
".... Are you done?"
"Yep! Now answer my questions!"
"I already told you before. You have a forgetful brain. She's a devil. Very fluffy. Greenish-bluish eyes. She's a Birman."
"Awww... That's it. One day I will kidnap your cat. And you never told me."
"That is if you even know where I live and yes I did."
"Hahaha. Maybe I do..."
"Wait what? You're joking and stop cackling, you sound like a witch."
"Who are you calling a witch? And I don't know.... am I?"
"Stalker! Stalker alert! I have a stalker!"
"... why do you sound happy? Shouldn't you be running around, screaming bloody murder?"
"For smoothie's sake, Tater Tot. Nobody died. Plus, it implies that you're obsessed with me huh?"
"What? No! Gosh! Really? I never knew!"
"So you are obsessed with me huh?"
"That was sarcasm, stupid. Who wants to be obsessed with you ugly face?"
"Mhmmm."
"What's with that one of voice? Stop it, you sound like a pedophile."
"Excuse me young lady! I am only eighteen thank you very much."
"That's old."
"No, it's not. End of discussion."
"We didn't even reach the level of a discussion yet."
"But it was about to."
"But it wasn't so you can't say end of discussion when we weren't even having a discussion in the first place. Hah! Beat that!"
".... Fine you win."
"Muahahaha! Now bring me a smoothie!"
"Or you can you know... walk here and get one?"
"Nah, too lazy."
"Pwease? It's Josh's day off today so he won't be able to deliver."
"Or you can just deliver it..."
"Can't, I'm the only one here in the stand."
"Man, your boss needs to hire more people."
"Tell me about it. Sooo you coming?"
"Yeppers!"
"Wait, really? You're actually coming?"
"Stupid Dumbo, did I not say that?"
"O-oh. Well, I'll see you then!"
YOU ARE READING
The Possibility of Us
Short Story"Mom?" "..." "Can you buy me a box of pads? My period came." "Uh I think you should check who you're calling because one: I'm a male, two: I'm not your mom, and three: I have some spare pads." "Why on earth do you have pads?"
