The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

Chapter 14

Chapter 14

When we finally reached our first patch of forest, Clark decided to stop the sweet silence we'd been enjoying, "So what were you up to last night? You found a better party to crash?" he asked me.

"No, actually I was busy elsewhere. I believe little missy on my right owed me," I informed him and then looked at Lexi and smirked at her annoyed face. 

Shawn automatically turned around to stare at us and then went to grab Clark's arm, shaking it. "Dude, stop the car now!"

Clark immediately did, shaking everyone in the car.

Seriously?

Beside me, Lexi said a very loud, "what the hell," while the two boys in the front seemed to be freaking out. I hadn't anticipated that reaction. A high five maybe. Not a total meltdown.

Shawn was staring at us, his head bobbing from one person to the other, "Are you implying that you two... that you two... did you..."

Poor delusion boy. I offered my help, "Get in her pants?"

Lexi glared at me. I chuckled internally. I don't think anyone who knew anything about this girl could ever believe she would have let me go anywhere her pants.

"Did you?" Clark pressed. Maybe Lexi would have to fight him for my honour. Or maybe that should be Clark fighting her for my honour. My tiredness was making me a tiny bit incoherent.

Just for the heck of it, I answered, "Well I definitely got on top of her," mostly because I was curious about everyone's reaction.

I was not disappointed. Shawn and Clark looked like they got punched, and well, my Pumpkin obviously manhandled me, and punched my shoulder saying, "You dick!" I was assuming she had years of practice in brutalising her little brother, because man her tiny first could pack a punch.

Of course, I ignored the pain, I was kind of a king at that by now and instead focused on how I could turn that comment around. "What? You wanna see it?" I offered, satisfied.

"Oh my god Blake! Just shut up!" Lexi said and then punched me again. I think I was going to bruise. And once again I was amazed at the depth of my unhealthy obsession because I was kind of happy thinking that my body would have a mark left by her hand.

"Does that answer your questioning?" I asked the boys in front. 

If they couldn't figure out by now on their own with the way that Lexi was reacting that nothing could happen, they were a lost cause. Natural selection should have gotten them by now.

Shawn frowned, said, "Sort of," and sat back properly in his seat.

Clark started to drive again. I thought the matter was dealt with. Obviously I was wrong because Shawn added, "when you said on top of her, what did you mean?"

I had so many naughty options in my head, each that would probably create quite an amusing reaction from Lexi. I turned and looked at her with a grin. "If I say something right now, are my balls in any danger?"

Lexi glared at me and said, "Depends..."

"On what?"

"Are you willing to put your balls on the line to know?" she asked with a satisfied little grin.

I couldn't help it, I laughed and said, "I'm already having so much fun and we haven't even reached the Creek yet."

After a few seconds of silence, Shawn finally decided to say, "Anyway you really missed a great party! You should have seen Jessica last night! That girl knows how to move that hot ass of hers."