"Mom?"
"..."
"Can you buy me a box of pads? My period came."
"Uh I think you should check who you're calling because one: I'm a male, two: I'm not your mom, and three: I have some spare pads."
"Why on earth do you have pads?"
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~ Valentina / Hunter ~
"My stupid brother is having his bestie over again."
"Is that a bad thing?"
"Very. It's a major crisis. There's this one time when they locked me in the closet because I was being too 'dang annoying' when I was just asking if I could hang out with them."
"Wow. That's harsh."
"Yep! But guess what?!"
"What??"
"I got this present today. It was wrapped in Christmas paper, with little snowmen on it!"
"Oh. What was in it?"
"It was a really fluffy sweater! Whoever sent this even got my size right!"
"Looks like you have a secret admirer huh?"
"Nah. Probably my brother pulling a prank. Next thing I know, I'll probably be itching all over and he'll just pop out and yell a 'SURPRISE!'"
"Will your brother even put in the time to wrap a present?"
"Huh. You're right, he probably won't."
"Hey, I gotta go. I'll call you later, ya?"
"Oh, are you busy?"
"N-Yeah. Yeah, there's surprisingly lots of customers today."
