ninety-two

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Blue_ribbon_mochi:
just a heads up
if tae and jungkook start spamming the gc w/ complete and utter nonsense later its bcuz they both decided to have a sleepover at my dorm since my roommate was away and tae brought wine and they wanted me to be the responsible one and look after them and i said no but they're here already
i already know this is going to turn out terribly wish me luck

YourHobi:
oh boi
luck

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Taetae:
hai welcom 2 chic fel aye how maye i taek ur ordre

Chocochip_kookie:
uh yah
can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
checkn

Taetae:
yeh
wut kind

Chocochip_kookie:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
on uh sanwich pls

Taetae:
peckles?

Chocochip_kookie:
no peckles pls

Taetae:
termatoee?

Chocochip_kookie:
noo termaieotw

Taetae:
lettoose?

Chocochip_kookie:
yah
kiss teh sanswich an ill giv u a discsounte

Taetae:
y th sanwich
wate
im the empyloye i giv disoconts not u

Chocochip_kookie:
o

YourHobi:
its one am

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hobi theyre literally sitting on opposite sides of the dorm rn
giggling as they text each other

Chocochip_kookie:
i changed mi mind
kis me not teh sanwihc

Taetae:
sry sir i cant do tht

Chocochip_kookie:
y

Taetae:
agenst compny policyes

Chocochip_kookie:
to h*ck w/teh poilciyes
kiss
now
or ill getchu fyred

Taetae:
kissen u will get me fyred

Chocochip_kookie:
this es discrimination agenst koreans isnt it

Taetae:
but im kirena
koren
koea
koreaa
n

Chocochip_kookie:
im callin th cops

lucky_boi:
how drunk r they

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jungkook just staggered over to the kitchen and put 911 into the microwave

YourHobi:
LMFAO

Taetae:
hi welcom 2 check file aye can i healp u

Chocochip_kookie:
checkn
w/ a kis

Taetae:
no kiss

Chocochip_kookie:
i am takin my busness elswhere

lucky_boi:
i thought u were calling the cops

Chocochip_kookie:
who u
hey
hEY
if ur goin after the cutie at chik fella
dont
i got mi eyes on him

Taetae:
checkn
no kiss

Chocochip_kookie:
Y NO

Taetae:
i hav boyfren

Chocochip_kookie:
WUH

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