The Royalty | Taehyung

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I think my heart combusted. Legit.

"As much as I love this moment, I think I'm going to die soon." I said, keeping a calm facade.

"What? Why? Are you okay?" He suddenly sat up and grabbed my face.

"You're such a dimwit... honestly..." I mumbled, scrunching my nose. Taehyung just chuckled and ruffled my hair.

All of a sudden, muffled voices could be heard from outside our room.

"It's too early to make babies, you idiot!" Jin exclaimed.

"But they're practically married!" Jimin shouted back.

"NO, not that type of early! It's - 5.35! That should only happen late at night! And plus, I can't hear anything from in there," Jin explained carefully, slightly annoyed.

Taehyung just stared at me with an evil smile on his face.

"I think we both know what we're thinking," I whispered, a mischievous grin on my face as well.

(hi l0l its auth0r here uh no nothing too sexual but if you're uncomf you can just skip lma0)

"I'm a virgin, but Wattpad has turned me into a monster," I told him.

"Well I'm a virgin too, so I don't know what to do first,"

"Okay, based on my fanfic knowledge, the girl is supposed to moan first?" I told him.

"How do you moan?"

"I don't know either,"

"Okay, just try anyway,"

"How?"

"I don't know! Just sound really tired and you're craving for a huge bowl of hot chocolate!"

"That's right! You're a genius, Tae,"

And so I did.

Suddenly, a scream from outside was heard. Jin, again.

"OH MY GOD! Are they really-"

"Let me hear!"

"Me too!"

"No, you horny bastards, don't invade their privacy,"

"We aren't horny, you stupid coconut boy,"

"W-well, let me hear too!"

Then Tae started.

The it was a mix of us trying to stop laughing and groaning.

"This is actually quite a turn-on," Taehyung whispered.

"What the fuck?" I stared at him.

"Same here!" I exclaimed quietly.

"Okay, we need to make the bed creak or something," Taehyung stated. We started jumping on the bed like two children.

"Yo, Taehyung's wild, man!"

"Holy shit, it's gonna hurt the next morning,"

"Hear how the bed is almost breaking? Damn!"

"Never knew he was that type of guy,"

We were jumping and moaning while trying to contain our laughter.

"Are you a dom or sub?"

"I'm not sure, but I think I'm a dom,"

"Great! Since I think I'm a sub,"

"Okay, try calling me 'daddy',"

"No, you disgusting pedophile," I scoffed.

He just stared at me.

"Fine! Daddy."

"Oo, that's a turn-on for sure,"

Then we started laughing again. Taehyung gesticulated to me to shut up and stop jumping. I hurried got off the bed and sneaked towards the door.

Then, I opened the door hastily...

"OUCH!"

"MY HEAD!"

"WHAT THE HELL DUDE!"

Six grown men tumbled into the room, lying on top of each other.

"THEY WERE PLAYIN' US!" Jin shouted angrily, pointing at Taehyung and me.

"DAMMIT!" Namjoon hissed. "I GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING!" He continued.

it was a hella funny day indeed.

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hello qts short filler chapter for y'all since more drama is coming up muahaha