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EIGHTY THREE

alex
so like
how long are you
planning on staying
in england for?

kat
idk
why?

kris
dude it's been
a week don't you
think that's enough
time?

kat
no

kat
there's also the fact
that our anniversary
is next week too so
might as well stay for
that

alex
and then you'll come
home???

kat
why do you want me
home so bad?

alex
we miss you :(((

alex
and your cooking

kat
kris and karmen know
how to cook just
fine

kris
we've been so lazy
we just haven't done
anything

kat
don't tell me you
guys have just been
ordering out while i've
been gone

alex
we haven't

kris
yeah
mom cooked until she
left and THEN we started
ordering out

kat
you guys are gonna
waste money doing that

alex
trust me we know
we already got a lecture
from z

kat
at least someone's keeping
it real with you guys

kris
she's gonna cook for us
today 😬
do you know if she cooks
good?

kat
she does but don't take
advantage of her
cook your damn selves

alex
we wouldn't be having
this problem if you
just came home

kat
i'm spending quality
time with my boyfriend
let me be

kris
where is that boyfriend
of yours?
if you were spending
time with him you
wouldn't be texting
back so fast

kat
he's at another meeting

alex
that's spending time with
him??

kat
i don't expect him to
move around his
schedule just cause i
made the rash decision
to go back home with
him

kris
definitely a rash decision

alex
neither of us believed it
when kris came home by
herself
we thought you were
fucking with us