Batmom & Batfamily Imagines [2]

what they do when you're cold [HC]

A wee Headcanon fo' ya :)

Because I'm trying to get this out of my head and I don't have that much headcanons. *coff*

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Bruce Wayne:

- don't you even try to hide the fact that you're freezing

- you are dating a detective ffs

- ...a detective who dresses up as a bat at night and save the...night?

- "you're cold," he states

- don't even deny it because if you do, he would bring you to the closest shop possible and buys you a couple of custom-made coats

- if you don't he would give you his coat

- "you look adorable in that," a beat, "you can keep it."

- THE MAN'S COAT IS SO BIG IT ALMOST REACHES YOUR KNEES

- and it's hEAVY

- you're drowning in his coat as you wal- waddle alongside him...

- ...to the shop and get you both matching coats

- there's no way out of getting new coats

- you need more space soon

Dick Grayson:

- he shrieks

- "oh mY GOD, YOU'RE COLD."

- transforms from dorky boyfriend to mommy duck in less than a second

- he would bundle you up with tons of blankets if you're lounging at the manor or your place

- you're gonna look like a fabulous burrito with your body hidden beneath the heavy blankets and sheets but your head

- "...babe, I can't breathe."

- you could barely gasp out the word

- he's immediately on you, ripping the blankets off of you

- and your clothes

- and his

- "I have another way to warm you up."

- ;)

Jason Todd:

- he's calmer than Dick but his method is just as ridiculous

- you would be inside his jacket, the zipper isn't zipped up all the way up

- his jacket is quite big that you both can fit

- "how are we going to walk like this?"

- "with difficulty."

- you both get a lot of stares when you're getting the groceries

- "one, two, one, two."

- you can feel his jaw moving as he kept you both on your feet

- you will tell him which item to get while he grabs and put the item in the trolley

- if something fell you and Jason had to bend down to get the said thing

- if you walk past a mirror he would make a comment that "we look like kangaroos."

Tim Drake:

- the first thing he would do is to lend you his favorite sweater

- sNIFF

- (it fucking smells like him)

- then gets a cup of warm tea for you

- you're lucky that he's the normal one out of his two older brothers according to their significant others

- but you also crave his attention

- "baby?"

- his striking blue eyes would be on you immediately if he happens to be working on something, head cocked to the side cutely

- God needs to save this cute boy from you and your urge to swallow him up

- "I'm still cold."

- jESUS THAT SMILE

- *heavy breathing from you*

- he would open his strong arms for you as an invitation for a cuddle

- the two of you are found a tangled mess on the floor

Damian Wayne:

- scoffs

- "suck it up."

- is it just you or the room just got two times colder?

- "wOW, mY BoYfRIeNd iS sO NiCE tHaT hE neGlECtS LiL' oLe ME."

- you would pester him until you see his eyebrow twitches in annoyance

- which doesn't take long at all

- your body is so cold that you could barely feel your fingers

- cue a manly squeak from his throat

- "don't touch me! You're cold!"

- "uh, DUH? I told you!"

- another petty fight when you just made up like... 10 minutes ago

- but Damian, being a responsible young...man... he is, he backs down

- he takes your cold hands into his, bringing them to his lips, placing small kisses as he warms them up, rubbing them in his hands

- "better?"

- "my lips are cold too."

- you get to feel his warm lips somewhere else *winkwink* (aged up Damian)