Comcast

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Okay! So ever single frickin' time I get on Google frickin' Chrome this page shows up and it's like "BUY OUR COMCAST CRAP!!" and I'm life "But I don't want your Comcast crap." And I click the exit button. But NO!! The websites like "You trying to get rid of me?! B*tch, you buy my CRAP!!!!!" and I'm over here like "EXCUUUUSE ME!! I just wanted to look up a quick word so I can get the definition for it and then you show up and run my plans! NO! NO!!! I will not setlle for your s*it!!" But the website just won't go away so I just open a new tab and do my stuff. Now this wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that Comcast website's twin shows up and is like "Hey! What 'cha doing there?" and this is where I get really pissed off... "I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE, OKAY!!! CAN I JUST LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE WITHOUT YOU INTERUPTING ALL THE DAMN TIME!?!?! I JUST WANT TO DO MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE I'M SICK AND HAVING NOTHING ELSE TO DO!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" And I slammed the computer close.

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