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[big boi central]

babyboi:
"If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
—Jackson Wang, to his new crush

YourMcHobi:
OMFHWGAJDJ
THATS GENIUS

Taetae:
I AGREE

chocochip_kookie:
did it work

babyboi:
well he made the guy laugh so there's a chance
I rEALLy hOpe so tbh cuz ohmyggosh he's been talking about this guy for a long time now he's fallen hard

luckyboi:
who is he?

babyboi:
his names mark tuan
Namjoon u might know him, jackson said he shares a class with u guys

joonie:
Ooh yeah I think I do

jiminieee:
omfhwkw I hope it goes well for him :)

YourMcHobi:
saame

chocochip_kookie:
r u ever gonna change ur name back hobi

YourMcHobi:
u know what Jungkook
just for that
no

taetae:
lmao
KEEP US UPDATED YUGYEOM

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[big boi central]

babyboi:
OKAY UPDATE,,
JACKSON IS STARING AT MARK WITH THE MOST ADORING LOOK IN HIS EYES WHILE MARK IS EXPLAINING SMTH JACKSON MISSED WHILE BEING ABSENT
WHAT DO I DO
HE LOOKS SO IN LOVE WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO HIMSELF

YourMcHobi:
is mark gay at least??

babyboi:
Ugahhdkwfhka I don't even know
I've hardly spoken to him,,
it's sad but I don't think he is??
I mean I overheard someone ask if he had a girlfriend and mark was like "not currently, no"

chocochip_kookie:
well it's still possible
best stay positive right

babyboi:
right
OKAY ILL BRB JACKSON JUST WAVED BYE TO MARK

YourMcHobi:
Were u sitting with them or just spying

babyboi:
spying

YourMcHobi:
that's ma boi <3

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[big boi central]

babyboi:
update: today jackson asked mark to sit with him and me while we ate lunch and now the two are bonding over their love for rap music I am a tHIrD wHeEL but tHeYre sO cUTe I don't even mind,,

taetae:
did somebody say progressss???

babyboi:
I wanna squish their little faces together

chocochip_kookie:
do it

babyboi:
noooo I mustn't,,

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[big boi central]

babyboi:
ohmypgjsjsodhs
ok I don't
Wanna jump to conclusions
but like
I'm starting to believe
I mean I think
Mark MAY be into Jackson
POSSIBLY
SO MAYBE HE'S BI
WHICH IS FINE

taetae:
U DONT KNOW FOR SURE YET??,

babyboi:
IM SORRY SUDIWNND

taetae:
WHAT AM I PAYING U FOR

babyboi:
UR NOT PAYING ME

taetae:
ILL START PAYING U WHEN I SEE RESULTS

babyboi:
IM DOING MY BEST SIR ITS NOT THAT EASY TO THROW URSELF OUT THERE AND BE LIKE "hey my friend's gay and has a major crush on u, u guys should date now lol bye"

taetae:
ITS LITERALLY THAT EASY

Yoongi:
tf is going on now

taetae:
yoongi go ask mark if he's gay for Jackson

Yoongi:
do it yourself

taetae:
no yoongi this isn't a diy I asked if u could do it

Yoongi:
u didn't ask
u told me to
which is a definite no in my books
the only person who can tell me what to do is jimin but he only ever asks nicely

YourMcHobi:
LMFAO IDK Why I JUst snORted at tHaT

chocochip_kookie:
if Jimin told u to go ask mark if he's gay for Jackson would u do it

Yoongi:
I mean I might question him first

jiminieee:
I'm not gonna ask u to do that tho

Yoongi:
thx sweetheart I didn't really feel like moving

jiminieee:
<3

taetae:
sTOp this isn't about u 2,,
KOWALSKI. STATUS REPORT.

babyboi has changed their name to KOWALSKI

KOWALSKI:
ILL GET BACK TO U AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SKIPPAH

luckyboi:
wh
I give up

Yoongi:
it's easier that way

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[big boi central]

KOWALSKI:
u guys are never gonna believe this

taetae:
tell me, kowalski

KOWALSKI:
mark just got a girlfriend :,(

taetae:
WHAT

KOWALSKI:
SIKE
I WAS SPYING AGAIN AND HEARD MARK ASK JACKSON IF HE WAS SINGLE
AND JACKSON WAS LIKE
"wouldn't have used my killer 'Optimus fine pickup line' on u if I wasn't"
AND SO YEAH MARK ASKED HIM OUT

YourMcHobi:
CUTE

chocochip_kookie:
this is it, chief

KOWALSKI:
JACKSON WAS PRACTICALLY SQUEALING???
HES SUCH A DORK
I gotta go call double b I'll be back he mUSt kNoW

jiminieee:
who's double b again?

taetae:
bimbam
*Bambi
*kimpulbeek bobbilkeel

chocochip_kookie:
Tae what

taetae:
koomblebik bubblekill
his names rly hard to spell

YourMcHobi:
I'm getting chapter 38 flashbacks

jiminieee:
FFS WILL U PPL LEAVE THE FOURTH WALL ALONE,,,

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[big boi central]

KOWALSKI:
update:
I've followed markson to Red Robin

taetae:
yum