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sofia.lopez- i fucking hate when old men stare at me in public bro i'll put a magnet to ur pacemaker don't test me

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chrisevans- she came to CONQUER TODAY

sofia.lopez- chrisevans u bet ur ass i did 😡😡

username1- ** cute ass

imsebastianstan- damn girl who did u wrong

username2- i'm predicting her answer. "everyone."

sofia.lopez- imsebastianstan everyone

username2- I GOT IT RIGHT

username3- ^^ what kinda psychic shit—

elizabetholsenofficial- give me their names and address i'll fight them

sofia.lopez- elizabetholsenofficial already did loml

username4- a QUEEN

robertdowneyjr- so like

robertdowneyjr- when're u and chris gonna make out

username5- the question on everyone's minds

username6- but like... fr tho

sofia.lopez- robertdowneyjr robert u didn't even react to my post😔

username7- how could robert do that wow

robertdowneyjr- sofia.lopez oh right it's nice

robertdowneyjr- sofia.lopez so whenre u and chris gonna make out

username8- pls answer i'm dying to know

username9- i would like the moment to be video taped

scarlettjohansson- yeah i'd like to know too

sofia.lopez- robertdowneyjr scarlettjohansson i may wanna jump his bones right this second but he's gonna need to take me to dinner first ;)

username10- SOF NOT WANTING TO FUCK CHRIS ?? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

username11- YALL WHAT IS THIS THE ILLUMINATI DEF PULLED SOME SHIT ON HER IS THIS EVEN SOFIA

imsebastianstan- chrisevans TAKE HER TO DINNER DUMBFUCK

chrisevans- sofia.lopez when're u coming to boston ;))

username12- say soon hoe

sofia.lopez- chrisevans oh so ur gonna make ME go ALL THE WAY THERE

sofia.lopez- chrisevans yeah this relationship isn't gonna work out

username13- who said it had to be a relationship it's called fucking 😡😡

username14- i just want them together cuz i wanna know how chris is in bed

chrisevans- sofia.lopez wait no

chrisevans- sofia.lopez i'll come to ny

username15- wait were they not kidding

sofia.lopez- chrisevans ur too pure, evans i was kidding :')

chrisevans- sofia.lopez oh so u got me in my feelings for no reason? on top of the betrayal u gave me yesterday problems r piling up i don't think this is gonna work out

username16- i cant fucking tell if they're kidding or not anymore but if they are, it's wholesome asf

sofia.lopez- chrisevans wait no :(

sofia.lopez- LMFAO ENEWS ALREADY MADE A STORY ON THIS IM CACKLING

username17- SLSKKS I SAW IT

sofia.lopez- ITS CALLED "CHRIS EVANS' NEW ATTENTION SEEKING GIRLFRIEND" SLSKSKKSSK

sofia.lopez- "ATTENTION SEEKING" GIRL ITS CALLED WANTING TO GET SOME DICK

elizabetholsenofficial- sofia.lopez ENEWS RLLY BE DOING THE MOST LMFAO

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