⚠️PAUSED⚠️ To My Dearest Bitch - J.JK

9 - A fully fledged plan... right?

"So, shoot. What have we all got?" Eun-Joo asks the group while we're sitting in a coffee shop. Three months had already passed since we had first been given the assessment. One of Jungkook's friends opens his mouth but Eun-Joo answers his question before he can even ask it "And for the eighth time Minghao, yes we will buy food but after we access everyone's work okay?" he smiles cheekily, and she turns to the ticks' other but not as close, friend and shakes her head "before you ask Yibo, no it will not be one of Seulgi's unique croissants or anything, I purposely chose a different cafe than hers for the very reason I didn't want her trying to poison Jungkook and by accident mixing it with the other non-lethal croissants." He nods understandingly with a small smile then goes through his notes flipping through them to talk about his points to Eun-Joo, I guess I never really knew their true personalities because I never spend a lot of times with them that I didn't even know their names, I only found out through Eun-Joo not too long ago that the tick is closer to Minghao than our other group member. Yibo, Minghao  and Eun-Joo all communicate about the different discoveries while me Jungkook fight over a red pencil crayon the coffee shop placed on every table along with a small pile of colouring book pages. "Give me the fucking red colouring pencil Jungkook!" I grit my teeth and reach over the table to try and grab the pencil crayon. "Never bitch, I have the pencil crayon."

"I had it first! Your greedy ass took it off me hoe!"

"Who cares, I got it now haha! Use red paint! It has the same fucking effect!"

"I will use your fucking blood, that's the closest thing to red paint."

"You'll be in jail stupid bitch!"

"Good! Then I won't have to see your disgusting face!" I shout back until Eun-joo slaps us both on the head with the pile of colouring book pages that she curled into a round, cylinder shape.

"Shut the fuck up you two!" She whisper-shouts down our ears, getting us to stop for a split second. "We're not in uni right now meaning you're in public and you're being a distraction and an irritation to society! I know you two don't have anything to share or talk about seeing as all you two have to do is make the presentation and don't have the information, also not forgetting that you're probably at each other's throats whenever you try to meet but the least you could do is shut up and order something! Maybe you should just ask for some milk because you're acting as if you both just got popped out of the womb!"

Silence, this is the most she's spoken in the group at one time, even when talking about the information she doesn't talk so much in one moment. The awkward, tense feeling floats around us for a while as no one wants, maybe even dares to, speak in case it riles her up again. She breathes out and I back hug her a little "Eun-joo~ I'm sorry... okay? I promise I won't make any noise now, even if Jungkook is being an idiot and annoying me." She looks at me, not believing my words but I nod in reassurement that I'll keep my word. In addition, me and Jungkook silently go to the front and order something for the rest of the group. Jungkook orders a Caramel Macchiato, and gets an Expresso and an Americano for his two friends while I buy a Cappuccino for myself as I usually like sweet coffees when I'm not doing anything important and a latte for Eun-joo who also prefers sweet coffees but not too sweet especially when she's doing work. I also buy pastries for me and Eun-joo however I don't know if the two guys like side dishes with their coffee so I leave it.

Both me Jungkook, although we hate each other, both didn't seem to want to go back for long as Eun-Joo didn't seem happy so we both went down one flight to the bookstore area that also had children's toys as the coffee shop was on top of the book store on the third floor. Apparently the floors and walls are sound proof because below the coffee shop, there is a shit ton of children running around and being loud asses. You know basically being kids.

"You must fit in well here Seulgi." I glare at the parasite that spoke for the first time in almost 10 minutes. He's slouched into a large, baby blue bean bag that was covered in a fur-like material and is tucked away in a corner that had quite big neon green and yellow pillows and an excessive amount of plushies of different sizes while I was sitting, or rather crouched on a tiny, hot pink stool that was beside a neon yellow circular table that was covered in half-blunt pencil crayons and colouring pages that were half finished.

"Just so you know, I'm keeping everything rated G due to the endless amount of kids around us, but in my head I am cursing you and shoving a grenade down your throat over a hundred times." I sneer at him and he laughs then sits up from the baby blue sink hole and leans forward. "I've done it a million times." Before I can attack him, a young girl comes up to the table and picks up a colouring page that presumably belonged to her. After noticing me, she stops and stares for a few minutes, not making any noise and even looking me up and down judging me. I wave at her a little, trying to make her either talk or even just walk away however she does neither. Instead she walks closer to me and extends her arms, expecting me to pick he up. I'm anxious and shake my head at her so she understands I can't just pick her up without any knowledge of who she is. I hear a laugh behind me and Jungkook has emerged out of the hole and towards me and the little girl.

"Are you scared of her Parrot?" I turn and glare at him "Idiot no! If I randomly pick her up someone's going to assume that I'm kidnapping a little girl! I'm not going to jail yet." The little girl's gaze turns to Jungkook who smiles at her. Apparently, the little girl knows what monster looks like and automatically starts crying upon seeing Jungkook's face. He steps back half in fear and half in shock which makes me laugh but I hold it in and only release a little scoff. I quickly offer her a random pink crayon which she looks at with a confused look on her face. After a minute or two she takes the crayon and happily starts colouring.

"You made a friend Parrot, and she has the same mental age as you too so you'll get along perfectly!" I turn to him and smile "Especially since she clearly doesn't get along with you. Tell me, how does it feel to be dumped even by a toddler almost 3 years old?"

"I said before, I dumped my ex not the other way around." He scowled and I nodded "Uh huh whatever you say." I get up and am about to leave and go when the little girl grabs onto my leg and refuses to let go. I look down and sigh as Jungkook laughs "Good luck dealing with that, I'm going." I glare at him as he starts to walk away.

"Exactly what you girl- ex-girlfriend said to your 'friends' after she dumped you!" I call after him however he instead mimics my behaviour from a month ago by he just waves his hand, not bothering to even looking at me and bless his eyes however his hand quickly changes to his middle finger waving me goodbye.

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"Seulgi where the fuck did you go, it's been almost an hour and a half!"

"Eun-joo, remind me that I never want kids."

"No one would want to have kids with you Parrot."

"Right back at you asshole."

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I know I've not been uploading this for a while, school has been awful and I got a little sick for a while but I should be okay now aha. Thank you for being patient and waiting for me to have a come back, alas I have returned!

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