That One Time Someone Talks to Harry Like a Person

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SO I WAS TAGGED IN A THING

(You can skip down to the chapter if you want. It's short though.)

Tagged by classyartist

Rules:
Mention who tagged you, do it in three days, say 10 things about you, tag 28 people, put a title to the tag, tell a joke, write a spoiler for one of your stories, put the rules in your tag.

Ten things about me:
1. I own two dogs
2. I'm actually a playwright, and fanfics are the only non-scripts I literally ever write. These are honestly only good because I have two brilliant betas reading over my shoulder.
3. My boyfriend is actually a classics major, and knows way more about Greek Mythology than me.
4. In addition to my waitress job that I always complain about, I work for a charity that employs special needs adults.
5. I have bipolar disorder.
6. I'm a pretty religious Jew. I like the Chabad way of doing things but I mostly beat to my own drum.
7. I'm obsessed with Assassin's Creed. Right now I'm playing through Unity, but I've played every game they have avalible on the PS4. And am waiting eagerly for them to put I and III on the playstore.
8. I'm currently producing a musical I wrote called "A Deadly Game of Chess." It'll be on YouTube after it goes up July 30th so I'll put the link up for you guys to watch.
9. I'm a huge fan of the Beatles.
10. I am unnaturally obsessed with the second president of the United States John Adams. Just... don't ask (or do, I have a bajillion fun facts on him and they're all amazing.)

My joke: What do you call the waiter who asks the kids if they want dessert? A dumbwaiter.

Spoiler: For this one? You're all correct that Teddy isn't Teddy. Won't say more than that though.

I don't know 28 people to tag, so anyone who wants to do this can do it! Let me know in the comments if you do it and I'll put your username up here.


CHAPTER SUMMARY

Harry struggles to come to terms with his treatment of Nico di Angelo.

BEGINNING NOTES

Chapter Rating: General Audiences
Content Warning: Self-Harm (mentioned only)
Word Count: 3424

Ladies and gentlemen... the moment you've been waiting for... the pride of my fanfic... HARRY'S REPENTANCE!

aka he feels like absolute shit and whatnot.

And all the characters are owned by JK Rowling, or Rick Riordan.

Credits at the end.


____________________HARRY____________________

Alone in the Gryffindor common room in the wee morning hours of December 22nd, one question consumed his every thought:

Who should I choose as my next role model? Dudley or Malfoy?

To say Harry felt like absolute shit would rival "Sirius and Snape somewhat annoy each other" as the largest understatement of the A.D. Sitting alone in his armchair, Harry recounted all the horrible things he caused by jumping to the stupidest conclusion of his life out of sheer prejudice:

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