Night Moves ° JENSEN ACKLES

( three )

GROUPCHAT

maryann
don't remember to pack sunscreen!!

marissa
mom, don't you mean forget?

nikki
nah, you need to get a tan

mitchell
says you, pale bitch

chadwick
mitchell!! be nice to your superiors

james
sometimes, I wish I wasn't in this family

marissa
hey, remember that time james tried to get us on the treehouse by using a tow rope??!!

maryann
what! I was never told of this!!

nikki
mom, you literally stopped it

james
snitches get stitches, marissa!!

marissa
mom already knows!!

james
but chad doesn't!!

mitchell
remember to pack condoms, marissa
or forget
maybe we'll get a niece

nikki
excuse me!! and daisy is chopped liver???

chadwick
mari, baby, remember to pack a water bottle in case you get dehydrated

marissa
you are a blessing to this white bread family, chad

maryann
I know 💕💕

mitchell
excuse me, I am toasted bread!!!

nikki

james

maryann

chadwick
you were saying, bitch?

marissa
hey, that's from the family photoshoot, mom!

maryann
It's one of the best pictures of him tbh

mitchell
@ james thanks for the reminder of that terrible time

james
no problem

maryann
have fun at the con, honey!!

nikki
oh and trevor is asking for that autograph when you get that chance

marissa
???

nikki
you were drunk and said you were gonna go down on jensen to get his autograph

maryann
MOTHER IN GROUPCHAT

chadwick
STEP-DAD ALSO HERE

james
if it helps, I could give pointers

mitchell
whAT??

nikki
we knew this already, mitchell

mitchell
but I dON'T WANT TO HERE ABOUT HIM GIVING BLOW JOBS

marissa

nikki
marissa, you are a plague upon this family

NOTE: true story, my brother tried to get me and my sister on the tree house with a towing rope around our chest and my mom stormed out panicking lmao