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A: "Eli! Finally! I've called you, like, five times!"
E: "It is not in my nature to rise before noon, you're damn lucky I've answered at all."
A: "Ooo, grouchy."
E: "You would be too if I called you at this hour."
A: "It's 10am, that's not even early."
E: "It is for one who values their beauty sleep."
A: "...maybe I shouldn't have called you, you sure do need that."
E: "You wake me to insult me? I am deeply wounded."
A: "Pretty sure you're the one who turns up at my house, sometimes way earlier than this, throwing rocks at my window."
E: "That's for special occasions. This is you disrupting my sleeping routine."
A: "I need your help with something."
E: "...at this un-Godly time?"
A: "Yes, Princess Eli, I need cake ingredients."
A: "It's my dad's birthday and I need to bake him a cake while he's at work. I can't drive and I have no one to drop me in to buy cake...stuff."
A: "Eli, it's his birthday!"
E: "Damn it, fine, I'll be over later with cake thingy ma bobs."
A: "...could you stay and help me cook too? I don't really know how to cook things."
E: "You would truly be lost without me, Aeryn. Fine, I will help you."
A: "Oh, Eli, thank you so much, I could just kiss you!"
E: "Oh, really?"
A: "...I - uh - figuratively speaking, of course...um..."
E: "You stutter like a fangirl."
A: "Get me my damn cake ingredients."
E: "That is no way to talk to your saviour."
A: "Cake. Ingredients."
E: "Aye aye, captain."