Night Moves ° JENSEN ACKLES

( twenty two )

GROUPCHAT

mitchell
marissa gOT A TATTOO!!

nikki
so, we all have fucking tattoos

chadwick
language, nikki

james
no, what the true gossip is is marissa is dating jensen ackles

marissa
... how do you even know that??

maryann
who is jensen ackles??

chadwick
supernatural, honey

maryann
... what?

james
jason teague in smallville, mom

maryann
oh!!!
he's cute

nikki
how did you manage that?

marissa
in my motherfucking spongebob pants (ง'̀-'́)ง

nikki
shit, in those things? we're talking about the ones with the fist sized hole in your crotch?

marissa
yes sir

mitchell
other than the fact that marissa is dating a fAMOUS PERSON!!
how did james know this?

james
wilson says on the daily that he wants jensen to eat his ass and then top him so he's kinda in the know

marissa
wow, taken down by my supernatural buddy

nikki
question now changes to: when are you gonna climb him like a tree?

maryann
nikki!!

chadwick
*distantly* jason hamnet

marissa
if I'm gonna be honest, I hope he memorises me like a map real soon

mitchell
YASS BITCH GET SOME

maryann
chad!! mitchell!! maRISSA!!

james
wilson showed me him and his ex-wife showing the people around their house and jensen totally likes shower sex

maryann
... I'm not even surprised with james tbh

marissa
dude, but I dont want to slip??
but I do love showers and good water pressure

nikki
somehow we always come back to the fact that marissa can't go a day without even showering or soaking in a bath

chadwick
okay, but lighting some candles and relaxing with a glass of wine in the tub with your significant other is the way to go

marissa

maryann
that's supposed to be my line!!

james
I hate this fucking family

NOTE: I think this groupchat is the most fun to write tbfh