Texting 1

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by leedodildo

by leedodildo

Unknown: You said you wanted pictures of food amiright? Here ya go.
Unknown: -sends a food picture I do not have-

You: Who is dis?

Unknown: Dude, you just bought a new phone and you're already playing a joke on me?

You: Pretty suure I didnt buy a new phone lately. I'm too broke for that, bruh.

Unknown: Dude, stop playing this joke. You asked for pictures of food, I gave it to you.

You: I'm on a diet. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ask for food pictures. You got the wrong number, dude.

Unknown: Pretty sure I didn't.

-you changed the contact name-

Stubborn Asshole: Ain't your number 0123456789?

You: Dude if you checked properly than the number you wrote in is 0123465789

Stubborn Asshole: Oh god. IM SORRY.

You: Good. Now go contact ur actual friend. I gotta go back to watching Bangtan Bombs.

Stubborn Asshole: Bangtan Bombs, eh??

You: Yes, and now don't contact me unless you know of some natural disasters.