Texting Seokjin✔️

Texting 5

Totally Jin : Heyyyy

You: Hey.

Totally Jin: You've been ignoring me since that little pipsqueak Jungkook leaked my identity. U ok?

You: Fine fine.

Totally Jin: I would've expected you to use " I'm feelin' just fine fine fine"

You: I would've but I am too tired. Exams dude.

Totally Jin: Relatableeee

You: ikr.

You: I  just need a day offffff

Totally Jin: Not to brag, but today is my day off

You: F you

Totally Jin: Since when were we close enough for you to swear at me?

You:Whenever you want.

Totally Jin: ?

You: Gotta get back to studying butthole. Thanks for making me jealous urgh.

Totally Jin: NO I'M LONELY DON'T LEAVE ME.

You: And I'm listening to 'Dont Leave Me'

Totally Jin: Ironic.

-BTS Group chat-

SJ : Guys I'm bored chat with me

NJ: No I'm working on a song shaddup.

SJ: Where's your respect!?

NJ: Out the window.

JK: Is Namjoonie hyung angry about something? He's really moody when he's angry.

NJ: Jungkookie understands me. I JUST CANT FIND THE BEAT FOR MY SONG.

YG: Let me help

NJ: Really?😕

YG: Yeah I have nothing to do anyway.

TH: Just use Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

NJ: OMG TAE UR A GENIUS. JUST GOT THE BEAT FOR MY SONG THX. AKDKALX

YG: Welp might as well go sleep.

SJ: No one wants to chat with me?

TH: No.

JK: I'm in the bathroom shitting. My shit just fell into the toilet bowl. My shit is shitty.

SJ: Too much information. I'll just go cook dinner for you all.

TH: JAPCHAE?

SJ: We have nothing else to eat anyways.

TH: YAYYYYY.

-Oof-

Totally Jin: Yo. Jungkook is really pestering me to give him your number go get ready for your chat log to get spammed.

You: I just finished studying. I probably can handle a few spams.

Totally Jin: Oh it's not a few. It's so much I just blocked him.

You: oof.

-ho-

Unknown: jskfjakofjakdk
Unknown: jjdksldkldojdnwnfngnkslaknsjsjfbxnmakdkdjkfjjskMchsjkZjkskjdkskkskskk.

You: is this jungkook.

Unknown: you go girl. You got it!

-you changed the contact's name-

Kookiepatootie: I knew you would.

You: Is it because Jin warned me of your never-ending spam?

Kookiepatootie: omg.

Kookiepatootie: He did?

You: yeah.

Kookiepatootie: I'll kill him for that. I told him not to tell you anything and not to give you any clues!

Kookiepatootie: WARGHH.

You: Yeah it's 6 rn. And I got dinner plans with my close friends....so gtg kook.

Kookiepatootie: Watch out for the news feed that Jin was murdered on your timeline tomorrow!

(A/N: Blablablabla. Me bored. And lazy. I feel like making a new weird af story)