Zack: HAHAHAHA. Puns am I right?
Ash: Just...get on with the chapter..
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Ash: Okay Brock. Step 1 of getting a partner, make yourself look available.
Brock: ....
Ash: Right right. You already do that perfectly.
Ash: Okay then! Step 2: Set up dating profile.
Brock: Ash, how many relationships start over the internet?
Ash: Idk man. It's 2019, everything is technology. Heck you could probably build a girlfriend but we're not that crazy.
Clemont: I am. Next time you'll see me, I'm gonna have a girl.
Ash: Yeah keep telling yourself that alright. Okay Brock let's setup that profile.
*Five Minutes Later*
Brock: Username...hmmm.
Ash: Make it something that'll turn people on.
Brock: What the- Ash that's disgusting!
Ash: It's 2019 man. Everything is disgusting.
Brock: I don't know Ash. All this new stuff is weird and confusing. What happened to just going up to a girl then confessing your feelings then she falls in love with you and-
Ash: Gosh you are stuck in the past. You do that all the time, how did that go?
Brock: ....... Fine. Back to the username.
Ash: I'm Brock Hard!
Brock: I hate this.
Ash: And now we wait.
1 Day Later
2 Days Later
3 Days Later
4 Days Later
5 Days Later
6 Days Later
You still reading this?
7 Days Later
8 Days Later
9 Days Later
10 Days Later
11 Days Later
Alright alright you're persistent
12 Days Later
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17 Days Later
Brock: Ashhhhhhh
Ash: Okay okay moving on. Step Très! Expand our horizons!
Brock: That means....
Ash: WE'RE GOING TO ALOLA!
Brock: But the sun...
Ash: Your eyes are closed.
Brock: But..
Ash: If the anime versions of us did it, we can too. So get up you boulder.
Brock: .......
Zack (me): Haha. Puns!
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Ash: Anyway Brock, I got information from Alolan Ash. There seems to be a trainer just right for you!
Brock: Orly?
Ash: Yup! Specializes in rock types like you, female, hot, single, and the rest.
Brock: I don't know Ash.
Ash: I dare you to search her up. Oliva. O-L-I-V-A
Brock: *pulls out phone*
2 Seconds Later
Brock: Sorry for doubting you Ash.
Ash: That's right! And away we goooooooo!
Another time skip cause I'm trying so desperately to end this mini arc so we can get to the good stuff.
Ash: Alright there she is. Go! Go! Go!
*Brock awkwardly walks up to Oliva*
Brock: Uhh. I'm Brock Hard?
Oliva: Sure let's go out.
Brock: Uhh. Hold up. I must talk to my partner.
Ash: Good going Brock. You did it!
Brock: Wow uh. Thanks Ash!
Ash: No problem man. Now I want my n-word pass.
Brock: Here you go man.
Ash: Aww yeah! Brock, I'm proud to call you my nig-
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A/n:
Oof. Finally this mini-arc is over. Now next chapter will begin the new arc (Detective Pikachu haha) but I'm having trouble starting it off. I have some ideas but don't know how to present them so that'll be awhile.
If you though this was rushed. It was.
Don't worry, eventually there will be a chapter about how their first date went and stuff, but not now.
So yeah, I'm gonna make previews for these chapters now so here ya go (styled like anime previews)
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Ash: Oh man! What's going on?! What do you mean no more ketchup?! This is a BIG mystery. Come on, let's get the gang together!
Detective Pikachu: No way. I go solo.
Ash: Haha. Pikachu, you're so funny.
Detective Pikachu: For the last time, I'M NOT YOUR PIKACHU!
Next Time, The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters Chapter 80:
"Detective Pikachu, Where Are You!"
Ash: Don't miss it!
Detective Pikachu: You dolt.
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