Jin Pt1: Hoi
You: Whatchuwan
Jin Pt1: U got the tickets for our world tour?
You: Nu, I'm broke
Jin Pt1:HAHA!
You: I hate you.
Jin Pt1: That's not what I meant! I said haha bcuz I get to give you tickets!
You: WHAT? Ain't it expensive af?
Jin Pt1: U forgot I'm the worldwide handsome Jin did cha?
You: I heard rumours you'll inherit BigHit, is that true?
Jin Pt1: Never trust anything on the internet.
You: Ookay. So all the pictures of you on Google is untrustworthy?
Jin Pt1: Except for that.
You: Ooookay.
You: Gimme those tickets now.
Jin Pt1: Sure sure.Just gimme yo email.
You: kk. iehfieugswiue@ gmail.com
Jin Pt1: Da fudge?
You: Deal with it.
-Oof oof oof OOOOFFF-
🍣Hyung: Yo, Jungkookie.
Jungkook: Yas, hyung?
🍣Hyung : U got the money?
Jungkook: Oh yes I do.
🍣Hyung : The blackmail?
Jungkook: Always.
🍣Hyung :K let's go blackmail Namjoon into buying tickets.
Jungkook: Yay! Best hyung ever!
🍣Hyung : And?
Jungkook: Handsomest hyung ever!
🍣Hyung : Is that even a word? But yes, yes I am.
Jungkook: Yay 🍣Hyung !
🍣Hyung : 🍣Hyung ? Is that my name on your phone?
Jungkook: Yeah.
🍣Hyung : I am proud of you.
-Eheheh-
-Jungkookie has created a new groupchat-
Englizh Hyung: What is this group for and why is there only three members?
Englizh Hyung: And why is it called "Blackmailing Time huehuehue"?
🍣Hyung : It iz for Blackmailing duh.
Jungkookie: Yasss
Englizh Hyung: I am intrugued(A/N:Is that how u spell it?). Who are we blackmailing?
Jungkookie: You.
Englizh Hyung: What?
🍣Hyung : Buy us World Tour tickets or else we'll leak this out on twitter
🍣Hyung : -sends some spicay blackmail material-
Englizh Hyung: GASPPPP. You wouldn't dare....
🍣Hyung : Oh yes, yes we would....
Jungkookie: Buy us the tickets now!
Englizh Hyung: Why tho? Don't you have money already? And aren't we performing on stage? What's the point of buying it?
🍣Hyung : Itz for a friend.
Englizh Hyung: Ohhh...DimSum....
Jungkookie: UR NOT CLOSE TO HER. CALL HER SUMDIM!
Englizh Hyung: Alright, alright. I'll buy the tickets.....
🍣Hyung : YAS
Jungkookie: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-huehuehuehuehuehuheuheuheuheuhuehuhe-
Jin Pt1: Yo I've sent you the info via email.
You: Why do I feel like your atitude is getting more and more different?
Jin Pt1: Really? It means I'm warming up to you then!
You: Ohhhh. Okay. Does that mean you were cold to me the last few weeks?
Jin Pt1: No.
You: Okay.
You: Thx 4 the tickets yo.
Jin Pt1: No problemo. It wasn't me that paid for it anyways.
You: What?
Jin Pt1: Nothing.
You: Who paid for it?
Jin Pt1: Me. That was autocorrect. I was supposed to write 'was' , not 'wasn't'
You: Okay then....
a/n: Yo peeps. I have way to much stories for me to keep up with. It reminds me of my life. I can never keep up with life. I'm so done with myself.
P.S. I might just call y'all 'peeps' and 'doods' now.
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Texting Seokjin✔️
FanfictionA girl who randomly received food pictures from an unknown number. ~editing~
