To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝟻 𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜 ✆

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╚ Bold- mj ╝

Bitch better have my money

You'll have to find me first hoe

Already did
Turn around

If I don't see you, you're not there
So later tater

Why are you running
Why are you running

I can't hear you over the sound of my richness

Obviously
We're texting
It's impossible to hear me

Shut up
I'm still $5 richer you pleb

That guy Ned told me you lost
I want my money

Is it in your possession?
No. Therefore it's mine

I'm going to call the police
You're a robber

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You know Spider-Man?

What?
Why would you ask that?

You said he told you he's Obama's favorite hero
If you do, I need a favor

I've met him, yeah
What do you need?

My friend won't give me my money
She's a thief

How does that make her a thief?

It's my money
We made a bet
She lost, I won
Now she refuses to give me my money

Ok, what does this have to do with me?

You ask too many questions
Tell Spider-Man to get my money from her

I need to ask questions so you'd give me answers
I'll have to know your friend's name then

MJ, I mean Michelle Jones
She has messy, curly brown hair that's pulled back
I want my money

Wait, you know MJ?

Uh... yeah
That's what I just said
Can you get Spider-Man to deliver me my money?

(Y/n), do you happen to go to Midtown?

Stop asking questions, Peter!
All I care about is my money

Fine, tell me where you want him to drop off your money and I'll see what I can do

Tell him Starbucks
Like I said, one of my hobbies is coffee

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Guess what!

What

Spider-Man actually showed and gave me my money!
Isn't that cool

So cool
What'd you think of him

I want to marry him
He's so sweet
Tell him I'm available

No
That's not going to happen

Why?
Does he have a gf?

Idk
You should know who he is behind the mask before you profess your undying love for him

You're no fun
I got him to take a picture!

Really!
Can I see

I got him a coffee and made him stand on a table

Nice
How much convincing did it take

None
He's a chill dude