Texting Seokjin✔️

Texting 15

YoonglesHyung: Anyone of you little shits know where the hell my Kunamon pillow is?

Kookies: No.........

HeartShapedAlien: I thought I saw Jimin throwing it in the trash in anger

YoonglesHyung: THE FK?! PARK JIMIN WHERE IS MY KUNAMON PILLOW!

ANGRY: In the washing machine.

YoonglesHyung: WHY THE FRICK IS IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE!?

PArDon?Teacher: Anyone seen Jin hyung? I can't find him

Kookies: Ohhh. Jin hyung is out on a date with DimSum.

PArDon?Teacher : WHAT!? How did THAT happen!?

YoonglesHyung: Jimin you still have to give me back my Kunamon pillow.

ANGRY: Okay, okay.

Kookies: Anyways, Jin Hyung finally got some guts and asked DimSum out!

Kookies: It also proved the fact that Jin hyung has a crush on DimSum.

~flashback~

Oof: Hey DimSum.

You: What Chu want ish.

Oof: Go date with mejdjaksowofjjz

You: What?

~present time~

Kookies: He said he was really confident and brave! I'm sure he did well! After all, he's worldwide handsome you know?

- timeskip to the next day-

PArDon?Teacher: OH GOD DAMN IT JIN HYUNG YOU FKED UP.

Jaepchae: What did I do!?

PArDon?Teacher: YOUR DATE WITH DIMSUM IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

PArDon?Teacher: - sends a news link-

-the news link-

" Hello, viewers of the television. It's 7.30pm right now and it's time for the daily gossip of KPOP idols.

Today we don't have much. But we have a huge one. Kim Seok-jin of BTS is caught going on a suspected date with a girl!

They were photographed strolling through a park hand-in-hand, going to a dimsum buffet, and finally going to a amusement park!

Are they really dating? And who is that girl?

That's it for today's KPOP idols gossip, tune in next time"

- BTS+DimSum Groupchat-

DimSum: OMG WTF.

Jaepchae: HITMAN BANG IS GONNA KILL ME.

SunshineTeletubby: You bet he will. Everyone pray for Jin hyung's soul.

(A/N: Oof, my hand hurts)