The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

Add Two More Dead Bodies to the Pile

Racing to the gates, they found that all of Team 7 were waiting there, even the jounin Kakashi.

Murmuring to herself, Tsubaki spoke aloud, "Huh, he still does have some punctuality left in him..."

Strange glances went toward them and she cleared her throat, "Let's get a move on, everyone. The faster we get there, the more daylight we'll have."

Robotically, they started to move, trudging down the winding dirt path. Before even moving a couple meters from the gate, she unnoticeably threw some shuriken, which spun and hit two bozos on the head. Loud thumps followed the noises.

"What... What was that?" Naruto asked curiously.

The Uchiha female smiled, "It's nothing. It was probably someone that decided to train outside the village."

"Oh okay, dattebayo!"

Everyone else paused as they knew that practically no one did that. It was even almost unheard of. Sakura shivered slightly from the hidden meaning behind her old classmate's words.

As they continued, the Uzumaki finally spoke up about what had been bothering him, "Ano-san, ano-san! What's with the get-up?"

Stopping, the two reborn shinobi cocked their heads, "What do you me- Oh..."

The Hatake just buried his nose in his book as he knew the true reason why and how their reactions were expected. Reading over his favorite paragraph, he let out a small giggle, holding up his hand to his mouth to add to the delightment. "Fufufufu..."

At the creepy laugh, the onyx eyed kunoichi covered Gaara's ears, "I can't have you defile him with your impure laugh."

"Says the one that wants to taint him, "Hashirama snorted.

Sasuke glared daggers at the dense redhead, who in turn had no idea why his teammate's brother was so angry at him.

"Alright, alright, we can't say this around chil-."

"Says the pervert, " all the genin chorused in monotone.

The silverette sweatdropped and an aura of sadness enveloped him.

"Looks like we have another hopeless fuck on our hands, Genny."

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Everything went along smoothly until the boat ride, where Naruto unsuspectingly made a dirty joke, "It's SO BIG!"

"Can you please keep the noise down?" the boat guy asked.

"Don't, " 'Genma' warned.

"It's too late, " Kakashi muttered.

Cackling, she hollered on the top of her lungs, "That's what she said!"

The Mokuton user shook the boat and she screeched, landing straight on her ass and on top of Gaara. "Why hello there handsome. I just had to drop in and say hello."

"Move," the Suna nin ordered.

"SiR, CAn yOu PleaSE KeEP thE NoISe DoWN?"

Anime tears streamed down her cheeks and she grasped her old friend's shoulder, crying, "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand."

"Uhhh..."

Densely, the orange clad jinchuriki was frazzeled, "A-are you okay, Tsubaki-chan, dattebayo?"