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[it has arrived]

joonie:
totally random question here
does anyone have plans for the summer break

Yoongi:
i mean it's not that random considering it's almost summer break
but no not really
as in i don't have anything major planned
obviously i'll be spending most of it with jimin tho

jiminieee:
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

YourMcHobi:
can u guys like
stop being grossly cute
for like
five seconds

chocochip_kookie:
can u like
change ur name
to smth like
actually relevant

YourMcHobi:
jungkook u literally started this joke

chocochip_kookie:
well it's not mcfunny anymore

hakuna_ma_taetae:
it's kinda funny tho

YourMcHobi has changed their name to sunkist

yugibear:
more like sunKISSED
YO GORGEOUS SKIN MMHM

sunkist:
THNX YUGYEOM
NO THNX EVERYONE ELSE

hakuna_ma_taetae:
wym "everyone else"
jungkook is the only one who roasted u

sunkist:
but ur his whipped boyfriend so of course ur gonna take his side

hakuna_ma_taetae:
well yes that is true
also i thought u liked sprite not sunkist??

sunkist:
oh i'm sorry am i not allowed to like more than one flavor of soda

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i never said that lmao

luckyboi:
are u guys all forgetting namjoon had something to say

Yoongi:
didn't forget
just didn't care

joonie:
ouch

Yoongi:
i'm just kidding
what was ur "brilliant" idea joon

joonie:
well
i was just gonna point out
it's been a while since we've all hung out together

Yoongi:
and there is a good reason for that

joonie:
no

Yoongi:
i'm suddenly busy all the time

joonie:
nice try yoongs if u were busy all the time u wouldn't have any time for jimin

jiminieee:
and that would make jimin very upset

hakuna_ma_taetae:
taehyung agrees

chocochip_kookie:
jungkook thinks yoongi is having embarrassing flashbacks to drunk-cuddling jimin the first time we all hung out together

Yoongi:
watch ur mouth son

joonie:
yoongs don't call him son ur encouraging him

Yoongi:
?
oh

chocochip_kookie:
dad's a big ol' scaredy cat
meow meow

Yoongi:
real mature jungkook
i'm not a scaredy cat

chocochip_kookie:
of course u are
why else would you be so unwilling to hang out as a group?

yugibear:
oh he is crafty
yugyeom applauds u

Yoongi:
crafty nothing
u can't make me do anything

chocochip_kookie:
jungkook can't
but jimin can