Fox

Be Better

Hey guys! Check out what I found^^
Pretty cool right?! Kyra: kitsune whom hunts demons. Maybe I should just make myself the main character.
*half the readers leave*

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Nevermind.

Naruko's POV

And I waited. And waited. And waited.

What kind of ninja are they? They can't even find a wee little girl who's kidnapped herself. Kids these days; it's ridiculous.

I paced around my apartment, fiddling with traps, but soon added more pink dye into the paint so it sticks in their hair. I then watched the time go by, feeling quite bored throughout it.

10 am.

11 am.

I grabbed my kunai and began to sharpen it up.

12 pm.

'Might as well fix myself some Ramen.' I thought randomly, my stomach growling lightly. I put down my too sharp kunai and moved over to the kitchen.

I pulled out a packaged bowl of Ramen and opened the top up. Then I had to,wait for the tea kettle to whistle, immediately pouring steaming hot water into the Ramen cup when it did.

"Now to wait," I said out loud, waiting the designated 3 minutes for it to cool and for the water to mix in.

I slurped down my Ramen and leaned against my bed. "They're the crappiest shinobi I have ever seen." I stated out loud again, throwing my hands into the air. "You'd think the first place they'd check would be the 'crime scene,' but no..." I trailed off and sighed, watching the time fly by again.

1 pm.

3 pm.

7 pm.

"Maybe I should find them instead?" I said, wanting to satisfy my boredom.

I flopped upwards in my bed, grabbed some itching powder, and left the residence. I used the Flying Thunder God to teleport to the marked alleyway, then henged into an average Konoha citizen.

'I'm going to get them so good!' I thought in excitement, 'This is the prank of the century! My mom would be so proud...'

In my henge, I casually walked out of the alleyway, but the aura surrounding me was anything but casual. 'Oh well, they probably think that I just had a fight with someone and was angry. After all, what scrawny citizen would try to fight ninja? Kukuku~' A small devilish smirk came across my face before disappearing again.

First I checked Ichiraku's, then the dango shop, and finally, the pork place Choji's obsessed about. I casually walked in, asking for a table when I saw Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura. They were sitting at a booth across from the entrance. A small smirk came on my face as I was placed in a booth behind them.

"Why aren't we looking for that idiot?" A high pitched, shrilly voice asked. I winced at the sound of Sakura's voice. She needs to seriously take some vocal lessons.

"Now now Sakura, he'll be fine," Kakashi stated nonchalantly, being his usual self.

"But that idiot was kidnapped by an ex-Anbu," Sasuke argued. "Shouldn't we go at least talk to Ka- I mean Fox?"

Kakashi looked up from his porn for a second. "Like you said, Sasuke, he was taken by an ex-Anbu- a prankster at that. But if Fox did decide to betray the village after all these years, then Naruto is probably dead or long gone, best to live with that."

"I guess you're right," Sakura agreed quietly.

"At least his replacement will be better," Sasuke added.

I had heard enough. I stood up from my seat and brushed by the waiter that was patiently waiting for my order.

"At least his replacement will be better."

"...his replacement will be better."

"...will be better."

"...be better."

IDIOTS! Every last one of them! I know that they don't know about my secret, but it still hurts. Ya know? 

{March 13, 2019}

Thank you weirdly_lazy for editing!