Ninety four

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Hewwo everyone 💜💜💜💜💜
Ughh it's been years since we last updated huh ..
Well yall know 2 ppl are behind this story. To update,we should find a time when we're both free.. that's kinda hard since we have different time zones and uni is up our asses but well.. we still try our best to keep this alive .
About the Twitter one i (Taehyung writter) update it more often but sometimes i get writer block so i take some time , i hope whoever checked it enjoyed it . ANYWAY THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK NOW LET'S GET TO THE SHITTY UPDATE
Hope u likey :3 💕
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Taebae :
Did you reach home yet princess ?

Taebae :
Still limping ?

Baby boy🐰:
Don't u mean Queen?

Baby boy🐰:
Hehe just kidding daddy~

Baby boy🐰:
Yes I'm limping :( wish you were home with me..

Taebae :
Awh u'll be limping even more that way

Baby boy🐰:
...damn hyung

Baby boy🐰:
Hyung imagine if bottoms start getting periods cuz their ass isn't virgin anymore

Baby boy🐰:
So their bodies would start preparing for a baby

Baby boy🐰:
And you can get me preggo like a bunny

Taebae :
... What does being virgin have to do with periods..

Taebae :
Wait what-

Baby boy🐰:
Like the body would know that they have been penetrated by a dick therefore it starts preparing for a baby

Taebae :
... Ur brain

Baby boy🐰:
Thanks hyung I know I'm a genius

Taebae :
So ur pregnant now ?

Baby boy🐰:
Nuu but if that was how male body works then yes I would be pregnant ~

Taebae :
You would look cute anyway

Baby boy🐰:
...really? You would like that hyungie?

Taebae :
Ofc baby

Baby boy🐰:
Okay then I'm gonna buy a fake pregnant belly

Taebae :
...fuck no-

Baby boy🐰:
...u just said I would look cute tf-

Taebae :
Yeah but if u were gonna actually have babies

Taebae :
Not silicone

Baby boy🐰:
So I wont look cute unless there's a real baby in my "pregnant" belly..I see

Taebae :
But ur still cute rn

Taebae :
Without it

Baby boy🐰:
○-○ Hmmm I'm getting a fake pregnant belly

Taebae :
Get it when we get married so we can act as if ur pregnant before getting our babies

Baby boy🐰:
..m-married...

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