CHAPTER 1 : LUIGI IS A SOCIOPATH
PART 1: IN THE BEGINNING
I REMEMBER BEING YOUNGER AND TRYING TO WRITE A STORY. I CAN REMEMBER THINKING HOW I WAS MEANT TO BE A WRITER, THAT MY IDEAS WERE REVOLUTIONARY. OF COURSE I WAS EIGHT AT THE TIME AND VERY MUCH MEDIOCRE WHEN IT CAME TO WRITING OR AT ANY TYPE OF SKILL. MY MOTHER DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART AT THE TIME TO TELL ME THAT, NO I WASN'T GIFTED AND NO I WASNT PUT ON THIS EARTH TO QRITE THE TRUTHS OF MY TIME. EVENTUALLY MY MOTHER HAD TO BE HONEST WITH ME AND TOLD ME I DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. SHE SAID I WOULD RAMBLE. SHE SAID WHENEVER SHE READ ANY OF MY DRAFTS SHE WOULD BE CONFUSED, SHE SAID THAT I DIDN'T ONLY LOSE THE THREAD, BUT THAT I NEVER SEEMED TO HAVE HAD IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
PERSONALLY I LIKE TO THINK THAT I HAVE GROWN FROM THAT NAIVE EIGHT YEAR OLD INTO A PERSON WITH REASONABLE EXPECTATIONS AND SOME STORIES TO TELL. THEY AREN'T AS EXTRAORDINARY, COMPLEX, STRANGE OR AS CONFUSING AS THE STORIES I USED TO TELL, BUT I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR OWN CHARM TO THEM. I HAVE SEEN MANY THINGS BEEN THROWN INTO MANY SITUATIONS AND MADE MANY FRIENDS OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE. OF COURSE NOT TO DISCREDIT EIGHT YEAR OLD ME, THE STORIES I TOLD WEREN'T BAD THEY JUST WERENT IN THE RIGHT ORDER. IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO BECOME A WRITER I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL THE FOUR MOST IMPORTANT STORIES I WILL NEVER FORGET.
THIS BOOK WILL BE ABOUT A KID NAMED SANCHEZ AND THEIR POOR TRULY UNFORTUNATE, MONTH LONG THREE PARTHNERS REQUIRED, SCIENCE PROJECT.OH HEck sorry about that. I guess I left capslock on.
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An Attempt At A Coherent Thought
Humor"You're such an ass!" " I can't believe you, you had one job Sanchez! One! All you had to do was sit there and not say anything you do that all the time why was this time any different?!" This time was different because you were being a cunt. Well...