(A/N: I finally have time to update)
You and Jin slowly push through a curtain of slimy spiderwebs.
"Ergh," Jin said as he swiped off the slime on his yellow-tee. "There's slime in your hair," You said, unfocused on anything but that weird floating speck of dust.
i_hate_snakue_101: What r u looking at, DimSum?
papajungkook: no one ever knows
stanme: next week on buzzfeed unsolved
streamboywithluv: stream
You frowned as the weird speck of dust floats onto a panicking Jin's hand. "AH!" Jin screamed, "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT!?"
taeandkookies: HAS THE WORLD ENDED!? HAS MOMMA JIN SNAPPED?
i_hate_snakue_101: JIN SWORE THE WORLD IS ENDING
papikook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"THIS LIVE IS KID-FRIENDLY JIN," You yelled, carelessly. "WHAT!? YOU'RE LIVE?!" Jin screamed.
"F**k," you swore. "THE LIVE IS KID-FRIENDLY," Jin yelled and went back to brushing the slime out of his hair.
"So you don't mind?" You asked. "No, just don't zoom into my scared face" Jin pointed at the camera
Your scared faces are already all over the internet, and this live is so meme-worthy. You thought
SleepySwaeg4: What's point, Jin hyung? Your scared faces are already all over the internet
sweetmochiyum28: YOONGI HYUNG HAS SLIPPED
BTS_twt: JIMINIE HYUNG HAS SLIPPED TOO
AlienDood#$%45: JUNGKOOKIE HAS SLIPPED
i_hate_snakue_101: GASPPPPP
streamboywithluv: GASPPPPPPPP
MommaJinniePapi: GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
BTS_twt: TIME TO YEET
-time skip to after you two came out of hell-
"aghhhhh...." you moaned as you two stumbled out of the haunted house, drenched in cold sweat.
Jin fell to the floor and laid there, trying to regain his breath.
You focused the camera on Jin's face, zooming into his nostrils.
"And now you are witnessing a nostril of the one and only Kim Seok-jin" you commented.
"Get the camera away," Jin waved your hand away.
You frowned as put the live to self-cam.
"Welp that's all guys, I'm gonna stop the live now, before Jin dies," you said and stopped the live.
i_hate_snakue_101: NOOOO-
(A/N: omg guys wtf I just searched up "yehet" for no reason and there's a meaning for it in the urban dictionary and eye- https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yehet the example, I can't stop wheezing)
-Boom The Shakalaka-
Naaamjooon: skskskskskssk Jin hyung, are you still alive?
Jiiin: I'm fine thank you.
DiiimSuuum: MOOOHAHAHA I HAVE SUCCEEDED. THE AMOUNT OF MEMES FROM MY LIVE IS JUST WOAH.
(A/N: It's been so long since I've updated I'm getting confused on how to write my story)
Hoooseeeoook: I'm collecting the memes, they're awesome
Juuungkooooook: Show em to me
Hoooseeeoook: NO
Juuungkooooook: Sob
Hoooseeeoook: Fine I'll show them to you in private chat
Juuungkooooook: Yassssssssssssssssssssssssss
Jiiin: DimSum, next time we're going on a date, I'll never let you choose ever again
DiiimSuuum: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
DiiimSuuum: Fine.......
Jiiimiiin: Guysssssss. Yoongi hyung is angry on how his Kumamon plush is lost again
Yoooooongiii: WHERE IS IT?
Jiiin: Welp got to go DimSum
DiiimSuuum: mhm
(A/N: This is short bcuz I have to go study. Sob. Sorry for not updating regularly. I was busy on my ten other stories and school. Cya llamas)
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