To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 ✆

✆ Ｔｅｘｔ✆
╔ Regular- (y/n)     ╗
╚ Bold- liz & mj ╝

Why didn't y'all tell me I'd be great friends with Ned Leeds

Liz
I tried to tell you 2 years ago but you didn't listen

That sounds about right
Damn that means I lost out on 2 years of what could have been an epic friendship

Liz
I feel like there's a story behind this

MJ
I put my book down for this
It better be good or I'm blocking you again

You wouldn't dare!

MJ
Bet

Liz
I'm just going to ignore the whole fact that (y/n) has been blocked before

Good, you should

Liz
But I'm honestly not surprised

Rude
Why am I friends with you 2?
You're a bunch of bullies

MJ
That's fair

So back to my point
Apparently we have like a TON in common

MJ
Since you can't see me, picture me raising an eyebrow

Liz
Ditto
This is why you should have listened to me back then

I'm dumb I get it. No need to rub it in my face
On a completely unrelated note, I have all the Avengers' phone numbers

Liz
Did I read that correctly
You have the Avengers' numbers

MJ
By any chance are you drunk or high

What?! No!
Do you really think that low of me?!

MJ
Of course not but...

Liz
If we're being honest, that sounds almost as unbelievable as aliens

Liz... aliens are real
There is literally an alien on said team
Said team was literally formed when there was an alien invasion

Liz
Shit you're right
I take back my previous statement

MJ
I think a more appropriate comparison would be it sounds almost as believable as you giving up your obsession with food

-__-
I hate you
Do I need to send screenshots to prove it

MJ
Yeah

Liz
Obviously

To bad then! I can't do that unless I want the Avengers to come and murder me!
Then again I would willingly let any of them kill me