Irondad & spiderson One shots {open}

YEET

This takes place after infinity war and Endgame. I'm not going to spoil the ending but...let's just say nothing has changed.

*PETER'S POV*

    "Sir, it seems that there is a threat to humanity." FRIDAY's panicked voice rang through the avengers headquarters. Our heads shot up. FRIDAY proceeded to explain that a terrorist from where Tony was at the cave managed to survive and still make another suit but more advanced than the first one they built.  If corse, Tony's was way more advanced. "Shit..." Tony said, earning a glare from Steve.

   Personally, I knew that Tony was internally freaking out and trying his best to remain calm. Anyone could see that he panicked thoughts and scenario's from when Thanos had snapped me out of existence. It had only been a few months since we killed Thanos. Tony had been even more protective than before. And that's...a lot.

I looked over at him worriedly and then at Rhodey. He was looking my way too. Tony has had a pretty bad background of panic attacks. Only Rhodey, Pepper and I have actually seen it happen and I think some of the Avengers still don't know about it...  "Uh...Kid." Tony said. "Maybe you shouldn't go. It might be too dangerous..." I gave him a look of encouragement as if saying 'I'll be fine.' He hesitated before sighing. "Ok."

"FRIDAY? What are they doing? Have they said their plans?" Clint asked, receiving a look from Nat, Steve, Bucky, and Wanda. That would normally sound like a stupid question and someone would say. 'Why would a villain give away their secret plans to take over if they want to get away with it?' Well, I don't know. No one does actually. It's just our luck. They tell us their plans, thinking it'll work and we kick their behinds.

"He recently hacked into my database to get footage of you making your suits. As you know, I record everything." Everyone in the room flinched, shocked at the information. "Wait Fri. Why didn't you say you were hacked into?" Nat asked. "I had to reboot after the hacking and the memory has just been restored. To add on, He has stolen someone's phone, took a video and posted it on social media. Would you like me to play the audio?" "That'd be great, thanks." "Of course."

Audio:

"Hello Avengers. I am here to take over." 'No really?' I thought sarcastically. 'You're not just here for some Tacos?' "I have hacked into your A.I. and got footage of you making your suits. I now have an army of them, and their only mission is to kill the Avengers. Buh-bye!"

Audio finished.

"Ew...did he just say 'buh-bye?' " "Yes Peter." FRIDAY confirmed. "Ew... can we... get him in a jail cell before he makes everyone cringe to death?" "Yeah Pete. Let's go."

~~~~~~~~~~*TIME SKIP*~~~~~~~~~~

This fight was surprisingly taking a really long time. The suit...bots...? Ok. Anyway...the suit bot thingy's definitely put up a fight. I got to use the taser webs a lot though! That was pretty cool. Karen asked me twice if I wanted to 'activate instant kill.' "No Karen. I don't! What's with you and instant kill..?" "I simply enjoy it Peter." "Karen no!"

I picked one of the suit bots up and threw it really far. Instinctively, I yelled "YEET!" Ned and I make vine references a lot so it just came naturally. I felt the avengers' eyes on me and I felt my face heat up. I'd said it pretty loud...

  "What a unique war cry you have there Man of Spiders!" "U-uh Thanks!" Oh. my...Thor the god. I just had an idea. "Wanna try it out?" "I mustn't take your war cry." "But Thor-" I used my iron spider legs to stab a bot. "- it gives even the weakest warriors strength!"

  "Well... if you say so." Thor rises up In the sky, thunder clouds surrounding him and the storm-breaker was sparking with lightning.

"YEEEEEEEEET!!!!" He bellowed.

It seemed loud enough that any aliens from space could hear this. Every bot was electrocuted and fell to the ground. It was so cool! I even got it on video! I was definitely posting that later. Although, there was a 98% chance most would've already heard it.

Thor and I earned weird looks from the other Avengers. Thor looked victorious...and me? I fell to the floor laughing. The terrorist was still pissed. "He-hey! We aren't done he-" Tony blasted him- like- hard. Really hard. He went so far. "Ok c'mon kid get up. Let's get home." "O-ok-ok. Just gimme... a second." At this point, I was wheezing. "Kid, I will actually pick you up if you don't get up yourself. "Alright. Al-alright. I'm coming."

"Good. I don't think Ironman carrying Spider-Man on social media is much of a great reputation for you." "Wha-what about you?" "Me? I honestly don't give a-" "Language." "Can it Steve." Tony and I said in unison. Steve glared at both of us and then gave me a look as if saying 'Don't talk to me that way young sir.' "I was gonna say crap, Steve." Tony finished. I turned to Thor.

"You've...gotta do that again next time."

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