One Bad Day (Joker Deku AU Book One)

The Joker Strikes

At night in the training camp, Ochaco Uraraka and Tsuyu Asui were walking down the forest preparing for the Test of Courage when they hear the unsettling sound of laughter. 

Uraraka: What was that Tsu?

Tsuyu: I don't know Ochaco. Sounds like...... laughter. 

The sound of laughter got louder and louder. Suddenly, Toga charges at Ochaco and slashes her arm and getting away. Joker joined her shortly after. Toga glances at her knife, seeing only a sliver of blood.

Toga: Shallow. Not much blood.

Joker: Then we'll have to remedy that my dear!

Tsuyu: What kinda person slashes people out of nowhere? Just who do you think you are?!

Toga: I'm Toga! And this is my boyfriend Joker!

Joker: And to answer your first question, we do! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Toga: Geez you two are super cute!

Joker: I was just going to say that! That one looks like a frog! I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE FROGS!

Toga points her knife at the two and gives off their names. Joker begins laughing.

Joker: I remember them at the Sports Festival! Just like Mina and Toru!

Hearing those names being spoken by the Joker shook the heroes to their cores. They began to piece it all together. The maniac laughter, the clown look, and the names all matched. They soon figured out that Joker was the one who killed Ashido and Hagakure.

Uraraka: You're the one who killed Ashido and Hagakure?!

Joker: Not my best work, but YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Joker pulled out his knife and looked at Toga.

Joker: Now let's get you that blood!

Toga: Yes sir!

Joker and Toga charged at the two students. Toga went for Ochaco and Joker went for Tsuyu. She dodged his wild slashes and managed to wrap her tongue around him.

Joker: Oh behave yourself Miss Froggy! Didn't your Mommy ever tell you to never use tongue on the first  date! Besides, I'm taken!

Joker slashed Tsuyu's tongue, causing her to let go of her grip and Joker put her in a headlock while holding his knife to her throat. Meanwhile, Ochaco had gotten the best of Toga and slammed her to the ground and put her in an arm lock as she turned her eyes to Joker.

Uraraka: LET HER GO NOW! OR I'LL BREAK YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ARM!

Toga then stabbed Ochaco's leg with a device and began to suck blood off of her leg. Seeing the blood fill the canister attached to her mask gave Toga a feeling of ecstasy. Suddenly, two more heroes: Mezo Shoji and Shoto Todoroki began to run to their location. Seeing this, Joker let go of Tsuyu and Toga took the device off of Ochaco and escaped her hold.

Joker: Come along my dear! 

Toga: Aww! But I want to play with them for a little longer!

Joker: Me too! But we got more heroes incoming! And ole Fireman won't be too happy if we get captured! Besides, we got what we needed!

Toga: Okay! TOODLES!

Joker and Toga took off into the forest as Shoji and Todoroki showed up. Joker and Toga made their way to the rendezvous point whee they would meet the rest of the Vanguard Action Squad.

Joker: Looks we we're early to the party!

Dabi: Hey crazies!

Twice: Hey what gives?! Weren't you two were supposed to get at least 3?!

Toga: That's just the way it went down! I thought those brats were gonna kill me!

Joker: The party got a little too intense for us! So we had to skedaddle before we got carried away! 

Twice: Whatever! You two are looking a little too happy right now! Strange! Shouldn't you be full of shame!

Toga: Yeah but we made some cute friends!

Joker: And my reputation proceeded me! They recognized my work! I'M SO HAPPY! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Dabi: Take this.

Dabi throws Joker a briefcase. He opened it up and saw a Sniper Rifle ready to be assembled. This put a huge smile on Joker's face.

Joker: This is gonna be glorious! Thanks Fireman!

Dabi: Just find a vantage point and cover us!

Joker: Okay! I'll see you back at the Hideout Sweetie!

Toga: Have fun sweetie!

Joker ran off and got to a vantage point overlooking the training camp. He built the sniper rifle and looked through the scope and saw the Action Squad fighting the Wild, Wild, Pussycats and a few of the other students. Joker looked through the scope and aimed at Ragdoll. He fired a shot and hit Ragdoll in the throat. He laughed as he saw Ragdoll writhe in pain as she bleeds out.

Pixie-Bob: RAGDOLL!!

Pixie-Bob and Tiger go to their friend and Mandalay looks to the vantage point and sees Joker laughing.

Mandalay: I'll go get the sniper! Take Pixie-Bob away from here!

Mandalay runs off and makes her way to the vantage point. Joker fires a shot, but he misses. Mandalay reacts by taking the rifle away and throwing it off the vantage point.

Joker: I can't believe I'm fighting Mandalay of the Wild, Wild, Pussycats! This is gonna be fun!

Mandalay: But you're a kid! How could someone like you kill a pro?

Joker: HEY! I'll have you know that I have a Master's Degree in 'Getting Your Ass Kicked 101'! 

Joker sets himself up in a fighting stance similar to an old timey boxer. He throws a punch, but Mandalay dodges and reacts by kicking him to the ground.

Joker: STOP! PLEASE! OH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! OH YOU WIN! OH YOU BEAT ME!

Mandalay: You have a lot to answer for young man.

As Mandalay gets close to the Joker, Joker takes his knife and plunges it into her throat and slices it. Joker begins to laugh.

Joker: I can't believe you actually fell for that! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE!! 

As Joker begins to taunt the bleeding hero, a portal opens up behind him.

Joker: Looks like that's my cue! Had fun! Souvenir!

Joker takes the communication device shaped like cat ears and goes through the portal, leaving Mandalay to die. Joker had made his first public appearance to the UA heroes, and he loved every second of it.