Dan🖤: HELP MEEE!!
Ames🌸: Woah are you okay?
Dan🖤: NO THERES A HUMMINGBIRD ON THE ROOF GLARING AT ME
Ames🌸: Leave it in peace Dani, its more scared of you than your scared of it.
Dan🖤: You tryna say I'm scary shortie?!
Ames🌸: What?! No!
Dan🖤: Hmm, I believe you. Just watch it otherwise it might become a huge mistake.
Ames🌸: Was that supposed to be a threat?
Dan🖤: No..
Ames🌸: Okay then.
•••
Lo✨: Hey Chris, Im off skateboarding! Imma jump the fire hydrant!
Chrissy🦁: Lauren don't! You'll get hurt!
Lo✨: Pfft I can handle a few scratches..
Chrissy🦁: Don't say I didn't warn you.
...
Lo✨: Chris, can you pick me from the hospital?
Chrissy🦁: Have you learned your lesson?
Lo✨: Never jump fire hydrants
Chrissy🦁: Never jump fire hydrants
•••
Kath💜: Lise where are you?
Lise💋: On Earth. With my special, beautiful girl on a date.
Kath💜: That was..beautiful 😭😭
Lise💋: Your allergies are acting up again, aren't they?
Kath💜: Yep, and if Im not careful, it will be an allergy pen for me to stab into my arm and get emotional.
Lise💋: What?
Kath💜: And then get aggressive and hostile to people I don't like.
Lise💋: Uhm Kath?
Lise💋: Oh gosh.....
•••
[And now, Kath and Chris being complete moms to their 4 'children']
Lise😼: WHO THE RIP PUT A FREAKING SPIDER IN MY BED! IT SCARED MY BABY?!?
Ames🌸: I'm fi—
Lise😼: Shhhh
Dan🖤: Why are you all looking at me like that, it weren't me
Lo✨: I'll go kill it!
Li+A+D: LAUREN DON'T!!
Lo✨: Oops!
Chrissy🦁: Now you've all stopped freaking out about a spider, throw it out of the window and get to bed.
Lo✨: But its only 11–
Kath💜: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
Chrissy🦁: 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
