One Piece x Reader Oneshots

Law x Reader

This one's for BakugouIsBestBoi, hope you enjoy and thanks for requesting! Also I kinda forgot I had Oneshots so pft......

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"Law!" you yelled.

Said male sighed. "Yes?"

"Where'd the idiots go?" you shouted from the halls.

"(Y/N)-ya, come here."

"Why?"

"Just come here. Captain's order."

You sighed and found him reading in the main space.

"Yes, my dear beloved captain?" you said sarcastically.

"Don't yell from across the submarine, if you've got something to say, say it in the same room as the person in inside voices."

"Shut up! I'm not 5, I don't need to listen to you!"

"Oh, but I'm your dear beloved captain," he said, smirking.

"Motherfu---"

"Language, Miss (Y/N)-ya."

You heard snickering from around the corner.

"Well, at least I found the two idiots!" you hissed, turning your attention to Shachi and Penguin.

You dove and attacked them, bringing them down. Shachi got away, but you were able to keep Penguin in a choke hold.

"Not so funny now, is it?" you growled. "Oh, or is it that you can't breathe? My bad! Hey, Shachi! You just gonna let your best friend choke to death?"

"If it means I'm not being choked to death, sure!" he called back.

"Don't leave me to die!"

"(Y/N)-ya, let Penguin-ya go. Come sit down."

You grunted and cursed under your breath, but let him go nonetheless.

"What'd they do this time?"

"They stole my food," you said, sighing. "Again."

Law let out a huff of amusement. "Well, maybe you should hide your food better."

"Maybe they should learn not to steal other people's shit."

"(Y/N)-ya, you are a thief. Your job is to steal other people's shit."

"Well, that's a job. Totally different. I don't do it 'cause I like to."

"Well, if you don't like it all that much, maybe Penguin-ya and Shachi-ya should take your place as thieves." He hummed.

"Oh hell no! Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go kill them!"

"No killing."

"Torture them until they are extremely close to death!" you corrected angrily, standing and getting ready to storm out.

He hummed again, grabbing your wrist and pulling you onto his lap. "No doing that either. Just calm down. Here."

He pet your head and offered your some (snack/candy), which you took gratefully, but with a last huff of anger.

"Thanks," you said unusually aggressively, but he just chuckled and set his chin on the top of your head. "Once I'm free, I'm still gonna go almost kill them."

"Yeah, I know."