❝ 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙇𝘼 ❞ ཿ ᵃᵈᵐⁱⁿ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ˎˊ-

what i talk about in school -

this was taken from an actual conversation me and my friends had at school -

( 3rd language class )

me : george is such a turtle name -

friend 1 : haha , i know right ?

friend 2 : uh , so is / bob / -

friend 3 ( who was quite far away ) : * mouthing * wHAt - ??

( cue the yelling and trampling as the bell rings and i make my way to the exam hall )

friend 2 : what exam do we even have , again ?

me : albert is such a llama name , and it's math ams

friend 1 : no , it reminds me of a moose !

friend 3 : m o o s e - ? * repeating under her breath as she continues to scan the math paper  *

friend 2 : ahaha - wtf ?

friend 1 : like when i see meese , they just look like alberts -

me : thATs sEXiSt and AHAHAA MEESE - but , isn't the plural of moose . . . moose ?

friend 2 : lily , shut the fuck up with your stupid equality rant or i will fucking yeet you off the stairs -

me : gEeZ - iM jUsT tRYiNg tO bE anNoyINg

friend 3 ( the mother of our group ) : AH , NEGATIVE 6 POINTS ; you're in the low 70s now ! also , lily is / funny / .

me : why thank you , mother  :")

friend 2 : whatever. . and i think it's mooses - ?

me : y'all are uneducated - and mOSes lMfao

friend 1 : wasn't he important in history or something ?

friend 2 : he made music right ?

me : i think you're confusing him with mozart -

friend 3 : he separated the seas -

friend 2 : oooooooh

friend 1 : oooooh , what ?

friend 3 : * throws paper in the trash * but i agree with lily , i think it's moose .

friend 1 : m e e s e

me : but i wanted to look at the pa -

friend 2 : alright , whatever , good luck -

( cue me awkwardly entering the exam hall )