UwU Machine (ft izuku being fucking done)

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Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: WhatIsSleep?
Uraraka: Best_wifey
Iida: SonicOC
Tsuyu: PwettyKermit
Todoroki: Sexypeppermint
Bakugo: BoomBoomBoi
Kirishima: RockHard
Kaminari: DiscountPikaPika
Sero: FlexTape
Mina: AlienQueen
Jiro: ChaoticBiEnergy
Momo: MOMo
Tokoyami: Emobirb
Shouiji: Octopussy
Ojiro: Furry
Hagakure: JohnCena
Aoyama: SparkliestBaguette
Koda: Purebean
Sato: Sugardaddy
Shinso: InsomniCat

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0

Twunk has joined the chat

Twunk: who has upset my son?

DiscountPikaPika: oh shit

ChaoticBiEnergy: Yalls fuckedddd

Twunk: tell me who. Upset. Him.

Best_wifey changed their group chat name to UwUMachine

UwUMachine: *smokes blunt and casual sniff* whats in it fo meh

Twunk: you wont get expelled.

UwUMachine: ...

UwUMachine: Thats good enough for me! Bakubitch, Shinsou, and Todowoki (sorry todo and shinso(fuck you bakuhoe))

Twunk: What did they do this time?

UwUMachine: fought gayly over izu

Daddy: you're all the bane of my petty, useless existence.

AlienQueen: whend u get here????

Daddy: im always here, watching

PwettyKermit: weird flex but okay kero

Sugardaddy: Shooketh

InsomniCat: ha...ha....hi all might-

Twunk: i assume this is Shinso?

InsomniCat: um maybe? No? Yes sir? Im scared-

Twunk: you should be

WhatIsSleep?: awww dont go traumatizing my friendsssssssss!

Twunk: -_-

WhatIsSleep? Changed their chat name to HateMePls

HateMePls: No. No scaring them. Theyre douchebags but theyre MY douchebag friends uwu

InsomniCat: awww thxs

HateMePls kicked Twunk and Daddy out of Kill Me

Sexypeppermint: is it safe to come back now?

HateMePls: ye

BoomBoomBoi: I WASNT FUCKING HIDING HALF AND HALF BASTARD! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING PROOF!

Sexypeppermint: I said nothing of the sort. You literally JUST ratted yourself out, Bakugo.

BoomBoomBoi: ...

BoomBoomBoi: you still have no proof, dickwad.

HateMePls: can someone come over pls

MOMo: Whats the matter, Midoriya?

HateMePls: I threw up everywhere

Furry: ew

HateMePls: im sickies ;-;

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