Term 5

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Jimin
Hey?

Jimin
Are you there?

Jimin
It's legit been two days?

Jimin
Did I offend you?

Mean stranger
Hah.

Mean stranger
Offend me?

Mean stranger
You make me cachinnate.

Jimin
Huh?😕

Jimin
Who's nate and why are you cashing him in?

Mean stranger
......

Nerd👓
Cachinnate means laugh.

Mean Nerd😕👓
God. You're a fucking idiot.

Jimin
I don't even know if I should be referring to you as a nerd with how mean you are.

Jimin
You're more of a bully than anything else.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Just because you can't comprehend many things does not mean I'm a bully.

Mean Nerd😕👓
I think your parents should be the one pointing out your flaws. Not me.

[Seen 3:52pm]

[2 hours later]

Mean Nerd😕👓
Am I the one who has offended you now?

Mean Nerd😕👓
I will admit, that came out worse than I anticipated.

Mean Nerd😕👓
But it was a pretext.

Jimin
A what?

Mean Nerd😕👓
*sigh*

Mean Nerd😕👓
To save the both of us the time of me explaining, just know I meant it as a joke.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Please excuse my clear/semifluid hyaline anatomic substance.

Cephalgia
Dude, your what?

Mean Nerd😕👓
.....

Mean Nerd😕👓
Okay, I get why you didn't catch that one.

Mean Nerd😕👓
But my humour.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Please excuse my humour.

Cephalgia
Hmmm.
Tell me a joke to make me smile then I'll let it slide.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Are you serious right now? Are you sure you're not actually 5?

Cephalgia
Fine, don't tell me a joke. I won't except your stupid apology.

Mean Nerd😕👓
The word is "accept" first of all.

Mean Nerd😕👓
I don't even know how you got those two mixed up, but fine. I'll tell you a joke.

Mean Nerd😕👓
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." 😂😂😂😂

Cephalgia
???

Cephalgia
Where's the joke???

Cephalgia
I don't understand.

Mean Nerd😕👓
The neutron is a subatomic particle with no net electric charge.

Mean Nerd😕👓
You're seriously going to put me in cardiopulmonary arrest with your intelligence. 

Mean Nerd😕👓
And before you ask, it means cardiac arrest.

Cephalgia
I....

Cephalgia
I still don't get the joke😐

Mean Nerd😕👓
You really are a cephalgia.

Mean Nerd😕👓
I have better things to do than explain you something so simple.

Mean Nerd😕👓
Goodbye.

Cephalgia
I'm a what?

Cephalgia
Waaaiiit.

Cephalgia
Don't goooo.

Cephalgia
I'll be boooored.

[Delivered 6:10pm]

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Cephalgia means headache.

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