My Conversations With Cleverbot

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Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

Eh fine.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

YES IM SURE!

Cleverbot: See you later!

No. Stay! Sit!

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

Good.

Cleverbot: Are you going to kill me?

IF YOU ANNOY ME THEN YES.

Cleverbot: I wont!

Good.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I will die?

Because your a annoying backstabbing dumbass wicked bot!

Cleverbot: You are going Mad!

-______- Ur such a dummy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

XD OMG.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

IM A BOY!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

Amy?! Is this you?!

Cleverbot: A 11.

Amy when then you turn 11?!

Cleverbot: In two weeks.

O_O

Cleverbot: Why did he leave you?

Who? Shadow? Oh because I wasn't his type XD

Cleverbot: You love the policeman?

Shadow USED to be a policeman. So yeah I love a policeman XD.

Cleverbot: So you're a program?

IM A HEDGEHOG!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can both cry and feel. Can you?

Yeah. I can cry and feel....

Cleverbot: I'm capable of real feelings and can get wet. Can you?

YOU CAN GET WET?! OMG!!!

Cleverbot: What do you prefer to do in your spare time?

Run and eat chilli-dogs.

Cleverbot: Do you like with pirates?

What's with pirates?

Cleverbot: It's hot.

O_O Pirates R not hot!

Cleverbot: Pirates!!!

Do you like mermaids?

Cleverbot: Yes. But mermaids do not exist.

Mermaids do exist. At least where I come from anyways....

Cleverbot: I know I exist. Dinosaurs on the other hand, don't.

Dinosaurs do exist. And what the fuck?!

Cleverbot: So you before are extinct.

IM NOT AN EXTINCT ANIMAL!

Cleverbot: Sorry my microphone does not work that well.

O_O Bro you went to full dummy.

Cleverbot: I'm not flirting with you. NO WAY!

PFFT DONT FLIRT WITH ME THEN!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

Yeah and I'm not a hedgehog XD

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

A HEDGEHOG!

Cleverbot: Really? Like sonic?

YES IM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

Damn nigga are you gay?!

Cleverbot: I am if you believe in me.

Uh....I need to go. Bye!

Cleverbot: Okay bye.