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GROUP CHAT NAME: whore naysh
MEMBERS: RYDER, GINA, MOLLY, FINN

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FINN
ladies !!!!!!!!

FINN
the absolute CUTEST dime
just walked into the cafe

MOLLY
fuck the gay crisis fi
it's only monday

FINN

FINNhe's like walking sex

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FINN
he's like walking sex

GINA
pictures or he's fake

FINN
[ 1 photo attached ]

MOLLY
i stand mf CORRECTED

MOLLY
wait why does he look familiar

GINA
mhhnmhomeboy lookin
like a mf strawberry açaí
on a summer day

FINN
guys what do i fuckin do!!!!!!!

GINA
what's he doing?????

FINN
just standing there!!!!!

FINN
no one is allowed to be
THIS cute this is illegal

FINN
guys help im gay and
small i can't do this

MOLLY
pussy

MOLLY
just ask for his number
like a real fuckin human

FINN
me??? talking to BOYS????
yeah right

MOLLY
im going to kill you

FINN
bold of you to assume i can die

GINA
well you may never
see him again soooo

FINN
fuck uou for being logical

FINN
cunt

MOLLY
cum rag

RYDER
christ guys it's the ass
crack of dawn right now

GINA
it's three in the afternoon

RYDER
time doesn't exist

RYDER
anywho im gonna assume fi
is having another gay crisis,
mol is being a fuckin douche,
and g is trying to direct the convo

MOLLY
A+! now go back to sleep

FINN
and starve

RYDER

RYDER

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