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GROUP NAME: queer eye enthusiasts
MEMBERS: RYDER, MOLLY, GINA, FINN

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FINN
ryder you better ducking
give me back my deluxe
rupaul's drag race dvd
or else im gonna slit
your throat

FINN
shit this is
a group chat

MOLLY
i thought you
couldn't get
any gayer

MOLLY
yet, here we are

RYDER
omg bitch ill give it to
you tonight relax you
insufferable fuckin
moron

MOLLY
weak response

RYDER
sorry it's an off day

GINA
hey how did
your date go

MOLLY
YOU DID IT??!!

MOLLY
AND YOU DIDNT
TELL US??!!

GINA
well she told me

MOLLY
FUCK YALL

FINN

FINNWOW

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FINN
WOW

FINN
KEEP THE
DVD WHORE

RYDER
guYS

MOLLY
betrayed. hurt.
offended. blockedt

RYDER
i was planning on telling
you tonight when we
had our sleepover

FINN
wait when did
this happen??

RYDER
uhh last Friday 😃

MOLLY
YOU WAITED
A WEEK??!

MOLLY
ryder i want you
out of the country
by 7 am

RYDER
i knew that y'all would
embarrass me in front
of him that monday so
i didn't say anything

GINA
hey i didn't
embarrass you

RYDER
that is right
love you didn't

FINN
okay??? well????
if you're gonna be
such a vivian then
at least give us some
details?????

MOLLY
now isn't the time
to reference legally
blonde

FINN
did i fucking ask

FINN
anyway, is the condom
kid a good kisser??

RYDER
that's the thing —
we didn't hook up

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