six: yeet or be yeeted

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imessage
team cap vs team iron
can

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BIG BIRD
hey maria
you're selenes manager right?

MARIA
yup, why?

BIG BIRD
well shes fighting with seb

CAP
she just said she wanted
to do bad things to him
and when he asked like what
well,

BIG BIRD
then she said like break
his fucking neck

IRON CAN
i will literally pay people to find out
what the hell happened in their
eighth grade play

MARIA
oh my god
im managing a ten year old

SELENE
you know im in this group
right?
also its sebastians fault

METAL ARM BITCH
no it isnt

CAP
you told her
she looks like the
mcdonalds clown

METAL ARM BITCH
she was wearing a
yellow and red stripped
shirt

SELENE
anyways im sick so i might
not come to set tomorrow

METAL ARM BITCH
i literally saw you
two seconds ago you're not
sick

SELENE
i said im sick

METAL ARM BITCH
of what

SELENE
you

MARIA
she'll be there tomorrow
i'll throw a bucket of water
on her if i have to

METAL ARM BITCH
dont do that you jerk!

CAP
aw shes growing on you

METAL ARM BITCH
she might melt

CAP
...
aw you don't want her to
melt

SELENE
a bit overused seb,
dont you think?









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selenethequeen: recap of day #1 on set: i was reapplying my lipstick by looking at a random car's window, then the creep in the car rolled down the window and honestly im scarred now

comments

unknown: i relate

sebstan: um that was me

selenethequeen: i know

marialodge: i swear im quitting

unknown2: how are they going to
be love interests in the movie if they hate eachother irl :/











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imessage
s*b and selene

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S*B
i cant believe im fucking doing this
but i need a favour

SELENE
sorry i cant read

S*B
are you going to the party tonight?

SELENE
what party

S*B
mine
my manager says its a good idea
to take a picture together to
prove to the media we don't hate
eachother

SELENE
is this your pathetic
way of inviting me

S*B
you think i wanna do this?

SELENE
oh im sure you love it








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imessage
maria and selene

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SELENE
what should i wear tonight

MARIA
do i look like
i have good fashion sense?

SELENE
we need to think straight here

MARIA
oh shit bye then

SELENE
mARIA  now is  not the time

MARIA
yeet or be yeeted

SELENE
stoptalking

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